Your face is a map of the world, is a map of the worldYou are extremely clumsy, but somehow you look extremely adorable whilst you do things like drop your coffee and break your high heelsYou live in a massive apartment in New York City which you can afford by yourselfYou have a job in publishing or similar fieldYou love your best friend, but she is merely a sidekick in your own relationship drama. She's very quirky, but god for-fucking-bid she should ever have a romantic life of her own when her only purpose is to help you with yoursThere's some nerd in your life who seems to have a crush on you, but you only see him as your adorable little brotherWhenever you're sad, you devour a pint of Ben & Jerry's and/or a full bottle of red wineYou met a cute guy in a cute way. You might even call it a meet-cute...The beginning of your relationship was great, but weirdly it felt like 3 months happened over the course of one romantic '80s songYour parents meddled in your relationship in some way, or at the very least one of your family members was highly embarrassing to your significant otherYou had a MAJOR misunderstanding with your S.O. that could have been cleared up by text message but you thought, "That's too convenient, I'd rather blow up my whole life!"You sat in front of a window on a rainy day and reflected on why everything went wrongOr, if it was really dire, you cried while sliding down a wall in your apartment until you were finally in a seated position......and the perfect sad song was playing in the backgroundYou're not sure why, but you ended up in an airport and you made up with your man after he ran through the terminals and bought the cheapest ticket he could find (an $1800 ticket to Dubai) just so he could get to the gate and confess his loveOne of you also delivered a monologue to the other, listing all of the a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e things you love about each otherLike the crinkle they get in their eyes when they smile......or the little foam mustache they get when they sip their latte......or how their farts smell like little bursts of happiness......or how you don't really hate them at all because you actually really really love them and the hate may have looked like hate but it was actually love the whole time. Actually.This happened during the holiday season......probably on New Year's Eve......at 11:59p.m.You shared a kiss that was so perfect that actual FIREWORKS started going off outside......and people applauded......and your foot popped.And while you decided for that day to be together, no one actually knows anything about how long your relationship is ACTUALLY going to last. Like you might break up in a week! But no one has to know about that! THE END.