1.I'm going to start this out with a fact: The Hunchback of Notre Dame has been SLEPT ON ever since it came out in 1996. Wake the fuck up, sheeple!!! It's a perfect movie.
2.Let's start with some stunning visuals to set the mood. BRB, booking a flight to ANIMATED FRANCE:
3.Quasimodo, aka the loveable protagonist of Hunchback, was completely unlike any Disney hero before him:
4.And his narrative arc has nothing to do with "winning the girl" or other popular tropes:
5.But, speaking of "the girl" — her name is Esmeralda and she's pretty damn great:
6.The film really hones in on some truly important issues through both Quasimodo and Esmeralda's experiences as outcasts:
7.The thing is, nothing about Hunchback is a joyride — it's dark as hell:
8.Seriously, have you HEARD "Hellfire"????
9.It's gotta be the scariest, darkest, most gripping Disney villain song of all time. (Scar is SHAKING thinking of Frollo!)
10.If you read this tweet of mine from 2013, you'll see my stance on Frollo:
11.But that's neither here nor there, let's get back to the music of Hunchback for just a moment. That soundtrack is no one-trick pony!
12.It's a gorgeous masterpiece that deserves to be played on repeat BY THE MASSES:
13.And the voice cast?! It's an eclectic mix of everyone from Demi Moore (Esmeralda)...