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People Are Tweeting About How Fucking Cold It Is Outside

"It's so cold that my heart actually feels warm today..."

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In case you somehow missed it, many parts of the country are facing a record-breaking cold front this week:

Parts of #Connecticut are colder than places in #Alaska like #Barrow and #Fairbanks

SERIOUSLY, IT IS REALLY FRIGGIN' COLD OUTSIDE:

Things would have to change quite a bit from the going forecast to avoid having the coldest last week of the year o… https://t.co/ziUCijO037

The Weather Channel asked people to share their experiences with the hashtag #ItsSoCold...

We want to know how you are dealing with the cold! Cold temperatures are here to stay in the Eastern U.S. as we rin… https://t.co/5ILDQkvOCG

...but they may have gotten more than they bargained for. Here are some of the best tweets:

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#ItsSoCold I'm pretty sure I just keyed the car with my nipples.

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#ItsSoCold I saw a dude walking his dog from the Car!

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#ItsSoCold my elf set fire to the shelf...

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This what it feels like getting out of bed when #ItsSoCold and walking to the bathroom even though the #heat is on.… https://t.co/pUCog2Al4s

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#ItsSoCold that I don’t care if my dog uses the bathroom all over the house. It’s freezing outside.

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#ItsSoCold the snowman in the front yard knocked on the door and asked if he could come inside and sleep on the sofa.

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#ItsSoCold I had to bring out the big coat

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#ItsSoCold that it feels like the inside of the White House.

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#ItsSoCold I stepped outside and saw this guy in the middle of the street

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#WhatILearnedToday is #ItsSoCold even my thoughts are frozen.

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#ItsSoCold that Steve Bannon’s multiple shirts seem like a good idea.

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#ItsSoCold Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick.

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#ItsSoCold My digital thermometer just displays “OMG”

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#ItsSoCold the human no longer cares if all the clothes they’re wearing make them look fat.

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#ItsSoCold that my heart actually feels warm today.

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#ItsSoCold my twitter post froze in mid senten

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#ItsSoCold that hell has frozen over!