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    18 Jokes About Pixar's "Onward" That Are Honestly So Accurate

    "Barley Lightfoot is my new boyfriend."

    Over the weekend, Pixar's Onward finally hit theaters, and now my mission in life is to protect Ian and Barley at all costs and also to channel my inner Manticore.

    I laughed, I bawled, and then I went to Twitter and Tumblr to see what everyone else was saying. Here are some of the best jokes you'll only relate to if you're STILL not over it:

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    Me walking into Onward after all the memes vs. me walking out of Onward after crying 20 times

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    I just watched Onward Disney movie and Barley Lightfoot is my new boyfriends thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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    Why does the dad from onward look exactly like John krasinski

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    pov: you’re the 5 year old kid sitting next to me in the theatre looking at me cry at the end of Onward

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    You’re telling me Onward has this super cool Manticore and the gay character is a troll cop that’s in one scene?

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    happy international woman’s day to the manticore from onward.

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    Hi I'd like to publicly announce that my sexuality is Laurel Lightfoot, the mom from Disney Pixar's Onward, if you don't look like her I'm sorry but we're done

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    Watch out, Chris Evans: Laurel Lightfoot is coming for your cream cable-knit sweater. 👀 https://t.co/Aqx3evefbc

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    that new Pixar movie Onward had NO BUSINESS having me leave the theatre like dis

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    ALL THESE BITCHES COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW DISNEY/PIXAR DOESNT MAKE ANYMORE ORIGINAL MOVIES NEEDS TO DRAG THEIR ASS TO THE THEATER AND WATCH ONWARD RIGHT NOW