This afternoon, E! News reported that Mindy Kaling is expecting her first baby.
While Mindy has yet to officially confirm the news, Twitter is (obvi) already freaking out over the potential news — and I've just about lost all of my damn chill:
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I have never felt more invested in an alleged celebrity pregnancy than Mindy Kaling's.
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Mindy Kaling is expecting her first child
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Happier about Mindy Kaling being pregnant than I would be about someone I actually know
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Just as Beyonce gives birth bringing a celeb pregnancy to an end he gives me pregnant Mindy Kaling what have I done to deserve this blessing
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@mindykaling will release Beyoncé style pregnancy photos and they will be the only ones on earth to be on Bey's lev… https://t.co/zIjxXoBNSa
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Me praying that Bj is the father of Mindy Kaling's baby
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WHO IS MINDY KALING'S BABY DADDY
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MINDY KALING IS PREGNANT AND MY DASHBOARD IS IMPLODING
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we have all taken so many Ls this past year, PLEASE universe, let bj novack be the father of mindy kaling's baby.
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me: please make gillian pregnant one last time god: how about i give mindy kaling a baby me: that works too thank you
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@enews me when i got the @enews update:
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The Mindy Kaling news is dominating my Slack convos right now.
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Mindy kaling is pregnant❤️❤️💕💕💕 the myth the queen the legend omg I love it sooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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IF MINDY IS PREGNANT THEN I WANNA B PREGNANT LETS ALL HAVE BABIES
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GOOD AFTERNOON, MINDY KALING IS HAVING A BABY AND I HOPE THAT BABY IS ME https://t.co/qguEUXNUyD
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MINDY KALING IS HAVING A BABY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!!
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Mindy Kaling maybe being pregnant is more exciting to me than anything I've got happening in my life at this time
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GO MINDY GO MINDY