I'm just gonna cut to the chase because I don't have time for a plucky intro!!!! Lindsay Lohan is the new spokesperson for Lawyer.com and the first commercial is truly iconic:
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What's Lawyer.com, you ask??? Well, it's exactly what it sounds like, you dingus! It's a website that hooks you up with a lawyer if you need one!
In case you were so lazy that you couldn't watch a 41-second clip, I've pulled out the four most important parts:
1) "When lawyer dot com first reached out to me, I was confused and a little scared because I thought I was in trouble."
2) THIS WINK:
3) THIS AUTOGRAPH:
In other words, CELLINO AND BARNES ARE SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS!!!!!!!
People have already deemed this partnership *legendary*:
Lindsay Lohan for Lawyer dot com is already legendary gay meme status and it only has 19 views on YouTube.
Three words: lawyer dot com 😱😱😱
Lindsay is the new spokesperson for https://t.co/oI7kGO6bEA and Britney is in a campaign for Kenzo. Legends are slowly but surely making their way back to the top https://t.co/EnYiCqwhse
To summarize: how many lawyers do I inevitably plan on booking thanks to Lindsay????
