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    Updated on Jan 17, 2019. Posted on Jan 17, 2019

    17 UnBEARably Funny Tweets About The "Riverdale" Mid-Season Premiere

    "The old Archie can't come to the phone right now..."

    🚨Spoiler alert 🚨: Don't read this post if you haven't watched the most recent episode of Riverdale.

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    Archie, figuring out who is the one to blame. #Riverdale

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    People get beaten up in #riverdale a LOT.

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    CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU #RIVERDALE BITCH

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    me when jughead didn’t take the mask off from that guy #riverdale

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    The old Archie can't come to the phone right now.. #Riverdale

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    Would watch an entire Cheryl and Toni heist movie... #Riverdale #Choni

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    I’m still laughing at how Betty was acting like a mother of 12 kids the entire episode.. getting up in the middle of the night to comfort the kids from the soqm having a nightmare uwu #riverdale

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    The best part of this episode is Archie acknowledging his own stupidity #Riverdale

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    Everyone watching #Riverdale : “Idc what happens to Archie just don’t hurt Vegas 😤😤😤” Everyone when something happens to Archie:

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    I love how Hiram Lodge fully embraces his fur daddy lyfe these days😂 (no animals were harmed in the making of this tweet) #riverdale

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    Jughead: covers a murder, forces Cheryl to lie about FP covering Jasons murder, makes a drugg deal with Penny, drives a illegal race... *Choni steals a golden egg from Hiram* Jughea: Well thats a crime... kicked out!¡!

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    Veronica: “But we’re endgame, Archie.” Also Veronica: #Riverdale

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    Me watching Hiram get stabbed, even if it’s just an hallucination. Small victories 😭 #Riverdale

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    So Archie survived the black hood, Hiram lodge, juvenile detention, and the crazy farm girl.... JUST TO GET TAKEN OUT BY A BEAR #riverdale

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    So Archie went through hell and shit just to end up dead, bc of a fucking bear ??? #Riverdale

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    Me sitting here knowing Archie ain’t dead and they just wasting their time trying to make us believe he is....... #Riverdale

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    It’s not even worth trying to understand #Riverdale anymore. Yes I’m still going to watch it.

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