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Did This Happen On "Riverdale" This Week Or Did I Make It Up?

Wow, can't believe that's all it took!

Archie solves Riverdale's gang problem with a stirring speech and a game of football.

Okay, sorry, the punishment part is a stretch but the rest is true!!!!

The prison warden suggests that Archie should work on his music in juvie, as a new form of cruel and unusual punishment for the prisoners.

No, but what to heck is an Evernever?????

Evelyn Evernever reveals her father Edgar Evernever is actually a descendent of Peter Pan and their last name was inspired by Never Never Land.

But honestly, why didn't this happen????

Archie performs "Cell Block Tango" and plays all 6 merry murderesses and the M.C. by himself.

This one [is real](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenniferabidor/this-jailhouse-rock-on-riverdale-is-the-most), pals!!! FFS.

The River Vixens perform "Jailhouse Rock" at the juvie.

THOSE ABS, THOUGH.

Archie admires his new prison roomie’s washboard abs, and his roomie is like “Yes, I literally do my laundry on them. Need anything washed?”

Sierra Burgess Is A Loser: The Sequel

Ethel is involved with the Gargoyle King, has a secret boyfriend (that’s NOT Noah Centineo), and reveals that Dilton Doiley had a hidden bunker in the woods.

BEN BUTTON, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

There is a character named Benjamin Button.

No, we still have no idea when this show takes place!

Jughead reveals he’s actually a time traveler, and the whole show takes place in both the past, present, and future (which is why there are boomboxes and 1950s TV sets but also iPhones…)

I mean, no, but they all did something creepy that involved the Gargoyle King????

The Riverdale parents reveal that they were all secretly members of the Blue Man Group in high school.

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