Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and Cole Sprouse being goddamn hilarious and self-deprecating on Twitter. Exhibit A:
Anyway, the other night, Cole took to Twitter to air a big grievance of his:
[Take a moment to picture Cole rocking some Minion apparel.]
But since Cole is king of hilarious clapbacks, he didn't waste a minute tweeting back with the best response:
NAW. THAT. ONE'S. WAY. TOO. BIG.
Fans were losing their damn minds over the whole exchange:
Honestly, SAME. RIP ME. Now, here's one last Minion GIF for good measure.