1. When she had an important question about chocolate powder:
2. When she tried to make her own pho:
My pho is currently at effort-level 1,000 and taste level 10. My official tip of the day is to order a $5 bowl and never attempt.
3. When she revealed what she truly can't live without:
I'm the asshole on "naked and afraid" whose two things would be salt and chili flakes
4. When she had some OPINIONS on Hardee's:
Someone told me Hardee's was "basically Carl's Jr" and it's basically fucking not I'm choking.
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5. When she discovered a new type of pie:
Why am I just now learning about chocolate chess pie?? Why does no one I know speak of this pie?? Keeping beautiful… https://t.co/V7T8FyaMzB
6. When she got confused at Trader Joe's:
i can't tell who is an employee and who is a customer at trader joe's or southwest airlines
7. When she feared for her life:
Just ordered Chinese food from a place with fried intestine and blood congee and while I didn't order those things, I still feel might die
8. When she had some questions about some chips:
These were very tasty. Are they some sort of BBQ/salt and vinegar hybrid? Two thumbs up
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9. When she slept through Outback night:
when outback steakhouse flies people out to teach you to make a bloomin onion but you pass out
10. When she revealed her true feelings about Milky Way bars:
"sorry, i was eating a milky way" more like "sorry i was eating a milky way" lol milky ways suck
11. When she posted some NSFW food porn:
EROTIC NSFW
12. When she obsessed over mustard:
i just made a hot mustard dressing and put it in a tiny jar to store in my fridge and it's so fucking cute. my day is so incredibly boring
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13. When she had too much fun with Fun Dip:
I ate fun dip with my fingers last night and I'm stained and Grammys are tomorrow. I've tried everything please help
14. When she made an important observation about Cap'n Crunch:
cap'n crunch is like if you made gnocchi out of a stick of butter
15. When she couldn't fucking deal with fancy ice cream:
16. When she broke up with KFC:
dead to me @kfc
17. ...And entered into a relationship with Applebee's instead:
fuck
Please never stop food tweeting, Chrissy!
