It's been approximately 24 hours since the Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson engagement news broke, and I'm honestly still a bit shaken up over the whole thing.
So, I'll admit I was puzzled at first when I saw that Ariana had tweeted this yesterday:
we need to talk @camila_cabello
Then I remembered* that Camila and Ariana have a history of calling each other "wife":
See?
happy bday to my beautiful wife @ArianaGrande , 4 years, and countless dogs later and still going strong 👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩💪🏼💪🏼😂
It's most definitely A THING:
this is my wife @ArianaGrande - and our bridesmaids, stay tuned for more wedding details
Okay, let's translate this. Ariana needed to talk to her WIFE. Which means, much like myself and my college Facebook wife, they needed to symbolically divorce...because of, you know, those reports that Ariana is engaged to Pete Davidson!!!!
Camila played along with the whole "divorce" thing...
😭😭😭😭KEEP THE RING, IM TAKING THE CANNOLIS (who’s keeping the dogs tho?) https://t.co/ce3Tyd61Vx
...and then they argued a bit about who would really get to keep the cannolis:
u keep the kids I’LL be keeping the cannolis @camila_cabello thank you
It was a cute little bit and it basically confirms, yet again, that yesterday wasn't a dream and Ariana is playfully acknowledging the news on social media!
@ArianaGrande see u in court ......