1. Dionne Warwick took a stand against mayo in coffee:
I am blocking this account. https://t.co/dYy0bZa55I
And she followed through on the blocking:
It took me 40 minutes to remember how to do this.
2. Britney Spears tweeted her appreciation for her fans and the #FreeBritney movement throughout her conservatorship case:
#FreeBritney movement … I have no words … because of you guys and your constant resilience in freeing me from my conservatorship … my life is now in that direction !!!!! I cried last night for two hours cause my fans are the best and I know it …
3. Lil Nas X practiced some self-love:
god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.
4. Barack Obama wrote a tribute to Michelle Obama for their 29th wedding anniversary...
Happy anniversary, Miche! Over the past 29 years, I've loved watching the world get to know you not just as a daughter of the South Side, but as a mother, lawyer, executive, author, First Lady, and my best friend. I can’t imagine life without you.
5. ...and Michelle shared a pretty amazing then vs. now comparison of them:
How it started vs. how it’s going Happy anniversary, Barack—love you! ❤️😘
6. Jared Padalecki explained what was going on in this vintage Gilmore Girls photo:
@sawina2009 I was trying to flex and look strong. AND, I was trying (for 20 years) to grow facial hair. Thought I was able to hide it, but, in hindsight, it seems pretty obvious. 🤦♂️
7. Cardi B shared her love for her babies (and displayed her new Squid Game–themed profile pic):
My baby boy just melts my heart 🥺💙I love my babies.
8. Dolly Parton tweeted (because what else was there to do!) when Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were all down:
Everyone showing up to @Twitter today while @Facebook @instagram @WhatsApp are down like...
9. Meanwhile, Usain Bolt shared a hilarious topical meme:
Who did this 🤷🏿♂️
10. And Adele took the opportunity to share her first tweet since January:
@Twitter Hiya babes!
She'll also be sharing her new single, "Easy on Me," on Oct. 15 👀👀👀...
11. Selena Gomez shared a clip of her new song, "Let Somebody Go," with Coldplay, also out on Oct. 15:
.@coldplay
12. Chlöe Bailey — and so many others — couldn't stop talking about Squid Game:
wow finished squid game today… let’s talk about it
13. Chance The Rapper shared a hilariously relatable childhood Hocus Pocus memory:
Bette Midler, you scared the shit out of me as a child. And for years I thought I’d never forgive you… But now, I can appreciate that your just a phenomenal actress and that Hocus Pocus is just a movie. So I forgive you and I applaud you and I know you didn’t mean any harm. 😃
14. Meghan Trainor addressed a quote she gave about pooping next to her husband, former Spy Kids star Daryl Sabara:
To clear things up…we pooped ONCE together and we laughed and said never again…but he will hang out with me if I’m 💩ing cuz WE SOULMATES. And i legit miss him when I’m away from him. And we pee together obvi
15. And Shawn Mendes and Niall Horan teased a potential collaboration 👀👀👀:
@ShawnMendes Let’s try 😂😂. trying would be a lot more than we’ve done previously