Diddy Straight Up Laughed In Liam Payne's Face And I'm Dead

    "He's a lot scarier than you'd think he is..."

    Hello this is Liam Payne, former One Direction member and current hip-hop *star*:

    In a recent interview on the Kyle and Jackie O Show, Liam revealed a story that's pretty PAYNEFUL. One time he approached P Diddy and it was a total fucking disaster:

    I went over to speak to him and Jay Z, and as I shook his hand, he just chuckled... the most evil laugh that I've ever heard. So I'm a little bit fearful of that man.

    LOL THE MOST EVIL LAUGH HE HAS EVER HEARD.

    Liam revealed that the interaction basically scarred him for life and he will forever be terrified of Diddy.

    It was like the most daunting celebrity experience that you could ever imagine. I thought P Diddy was a safe bet. Obviously I missed the mark a little bit. I misjudged P Diddy, he's a lot scarier than you think he is.

    Moral of the story: If you are Liam Payne or any former member of One Direction or any person at all you should probably just not approach Diddy unless he goddamn approaches you first. The end.