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When he pointed out the perks of being an *influencer*:
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When he solved all online feuds:
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When he shared a great plan for tweeting safely:
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When he had a fucking blast during the eclipse:
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When he debunked a myth about celebrities:
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When he replied to a drunk tweeter:
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When he had some beef with online journalism:
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When he finally saw his Twitter crush IRL:
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When he low-key invented a new dating app:
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When he had his own spelling rules:
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When he invented "Retox Tea":
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When he had a very important question about Tiger Beat:
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When he didn't have time to post a photo on Instagram:
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When he should have been more specific with his celebrity demands:
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When he shared a controversial food opinion:
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When he shared a not-so-controversial food opinion:
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When he wanted to change the rules of Twitter:
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When he wanted to reward thunderstorms for their effort:
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When he had a lot of regrets after a party:
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When he had some solid relationship advice to share:
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When he was a package delivery truther:
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And finally, when he sent out this very *alluring* dating profile: