1. When Anna Kendrick told it like it is:
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
2. When Zach Braff's Ikea furniture malfunctioned:
.@ikea I think I put my table "kaffebryggare" together wrong, it's making coffee. Help?
3. When Anna Faris' dad was everyone's dad:
My dad roasts his own coffee and calls it "breaking good"-and like the great dad he is says it all the time
4. When Kim Kardashian was on family coffee duty...
Writing down these coffee bean and starbucks orders for the whole family is like taking the SAT's! Why are these orders so complicated!
5. ...and when she looked into the future:
Mom- want any coffee? Me- yes please Mom- how do u take it? Me- half coffee half milk. Just make it the color of what my kid would be
6. When Cole and Dylan Sprouse didn't act like twins at all:
"Yes hi, we'd like the same coffee, the same meal, and we'd like to split the check please." ~Dylan and I, trying not to act like twins.
7. When Miley Cyrus had this very relatable experience:
You know it's gonna be a good day when you wake up singing "I've got the powwweerr" and drink coffee out of a mug that Oprah gave you! Ha!
8. When Ryan Reynolds had a brilliant coffee business plan:
Wandering around Seattle wondering why nobody's thought to open a coffee shop IN a coffee shop. It's just lazy. #PikePlace
9. When Demi Lovato got her priorities in order:
I will be rising from the ground like a skyscraper.............. After I get my coffee....
10. When Dax Shepard had the ultimate coffee hack:
I've taken to bringing my own coffee in Tupperware to hotels. My grandpa would be so proud of the man I've become.
11. When John Mayer remembered the pure joy of being a coffee drinker:
I just remembered I get to drink more coffee tomorrow
12. When Hilary Duff had an unfortunate spill:
Happy Satarday. Just spilled iced coffee all over my boobs trying to cross the street with a bicycle marathon going…
13. When Harry Styles was basically Confucius:
"If it doesn't spill my coffee, I'm not too worried about it."
14. When Serena Williams had a super-easy coffee order:
1 venti sugar free Vanilla soy iced Latte double shot of espresso... Phewwww that's my coffee order! Lol PICKY??
15. When Khloé Kardashian had an important question:
Who the hell drinks decaf coffee? What is the point?
16. When Elle DeGeneres made this great joke:
Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder. #ClassicJokeFriday
17. When Zac Efron was short but sweet about his favorite ice cream flavor:
I like Haagen Daz coffee. Mmm.
18. When Jenny Slate learned the perks (pun intended) of being single:
I'm learning the many pleasures of being alone&one is hoovering so much Dunkin Donuts iced coffee & not counting how many I've had cuz IM ME
19. When Jessica Biel had a kitchen catastrophe:
Made iced coffee in the blender. Turns out the lid was loose so let's just say the kitchen walls are real hopped up on caffeine today.
20. When Chrissy Teigen reminded us of one of coffee's greater purposes...
wow. just watched a Folger's commercial so touching that i almost forgot that coffee is associated with pooping.
21. ...and also when she couldn't find the coffee emoji:
"Where is the coffee emoji where is the coffee emoji aaaah yes in the bell section of course"
22. When Kristen Bell succeeded at adulting:
Programming the coffee maker to brew the next morning is how I prove to myself that I'm a highly functioning adult.
23. And finally, when Demi Lovato got right to the damn point:
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!