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This Is What Happens When A Politician Pisses Off The Internet

Australian Sen. Cory Bernardi has had a hell of a week.

Ultra conservative Sen. Cory "Corgi" Bernardi is notorious for his extreme views.

The senator has a new book out, and it's a doozy.

Needless to say, this didn't really go over well with, well, anybody.

Opposition leader Bill Shorten said he was offended by Bernardi's comments, Tony Abbott's office released a statement emphasising Bernardi's backbencher status and saying "his views do not represent the position of the government", and Liberal MP Warren Entsch questioned Bernardi's gay "obsession" and noted "he who protests the loudest..."

And then the internet got involved. First, the Amazon reviews flooded in.

Then the memes began.

Cory Bernardi. Typical Tea Party-style hypocrite! #auspol

Stephen

@TheAviator1992

Cory Bernardi. Typical Tea Party-style hypocrite! #auspol

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They confronted Bernardi's views on sexuality.

Liberal MP Warren Entsch attacks Cory Bernardi on 'gay obsession' #auspol #Bernardi http://t.co/ni6GoL8y7A

craigjack36

@craigjack36

Liberal MP Warren Entsch attacks Cory Bernardi on 'gay obsession'

#auspol #Bernardi

http://t.co/ni6GoL8y7A

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Poked fun at his statements on families.

Cory Bernardi is still suffering from the pain inflicted by his adopted family - The Shady Bunch #auspol

Da Polar Vortex Geek

@geeksrulz

Cory Bernardi is still suffering from the pain inflicted by his adopted family - The Shady Bunch #auspol

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Utilised his "Corgi" nickname.

And reimagined Bernardi's book cover.

Then South Australians took to Tumblr to apologise for Bernardi being elected in their state.

This page became the top result when you search for Cory Bernardi on Facebook.

This happened.

Satirical website The Shovel published this gem.

These cartoons were circulated.

Women, do you have a decision to make? Call @corybernardi. #destroythejoint #auspol #Bernardi

Destroy The Joint

@JointDestroyer

Women, do you have a decision to make? Call @corybernardi.

#destroythejoint #auspol #Bernardi

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RT @Broelman: CARTOON: Whaling and wackos... this is what you get when you combine whaling with Cory Bernardi #auspol

Stan Steam

@StanSteam2

RT @Broelman: CARTOON: Whaling and wackos... this is what you get when you combine whaling with Cory Bernardi #auspol

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Cory Bernardi's cry for help

David Pope

@davpope

Cory Bernardi's cry for help

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And the #AskCory and #DearCory hashtags started trending.

#askcory I have "I Like Big Butts" as my ringtone. Am I going to hell?? :((

PanaDoll

@bibbitybobbin

#askcory I have "I Like Big Butts" as my ringtone. Am I going to hell?? :((

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@corybernardi I thought I was making my coffee the right way, but thought I'd check with you as you know all. How to do it right? #askcory

Ella

@EllaCoffeebean

@corybernardi I thought I was making my coffee the right way, but thought I'd check with you as you know all. How to do it right? #askcory

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I wish @corybernardi would just give us a list of the sexual practices that are okay because he personally enjoys them. #askCory

Jeremy Sear

@jeremysear

I wish @corybernardi would just give us a list of the sexual practices that are okay because he personally enjoys them. #askCory

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I stopped in middle of giving my Bf a blow job to #AskCory should I swallow or spit? Don't want to kill those thousands of humans?

Deb

@FallenAngel_Deb

I stopped in middle of giving my Bf a blow job to #AskCory should I swallow or spit? Don't want to kill those thousands of humans?

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Is IVF a slippery slope to bestiality? #AskCory #auspol

Mark Travers

@mark_travers

Is IVF a slippery slope to bestiality? #AskCory #auspol

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What exactly is doggie style? #askcory

Gusface Redux

@Gusface_Redux

What exactly is doggie style? #askcory

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Cory, if I slept with Micky Mouse's dog, would that be a plutonic relationship? #askcory #dearcory

Scott Clarke

@Winetosser

Cory, if I slept with Micky Mouse's dog, would that be a plutonic relationship? #askcory #dearcory

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Does the guy with two penises come from a traditional family? I'm betting no #askCory

Darryl Snow

@lapuntadelfin

Does the guy with two penises come from a traditional family? I'm betting no #askCory

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#DearCory I ache for your touch. Every night I see your rippling back float before my eyes

Ben Pobjie

@benpobjie

#DearCory I ache for your touch. Every night I see your rippling back float before my eyes

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#askcory hey what came first the Douche or the Turd?

Fi Fi Fiona :)

@Inigo__Montoya_

#askcory hey what came first the Douche or the Turd?

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@vanbadham Another unconventional family - not Christians, unwed parents, & asylum seekers. #dearcory #auspol

Matt-o-Matic Davey

@MattGlassDarkly

@vanbadham Another unconventional family - not Christians, unwed parents, & asylum seekers. #dearcory #auspol

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#dearcory As a lesbian, raised 3 kids. Now in 30s, no drugs, no crime, all have uni education & jobs. 2 lovely grandkids. What's yr problem?

Mary-Helen Ward

@drwitty_knitter

#dearcory As a lesbian, raised 3 kids. Now in 30s, no drugs, no crime, all have uni education & jobs. 2 lovely grandkids. What's yr problem?

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#dearcory gay dads of 1-year old twins (boy and a girl), one of us migrated to Aus, we're doing allright, thank you

Javier Encalada

@enkoala

#dearcory gay dads of 1-year old twins (boy and a girl), one of us migrated to Aus, we're doing allright, thank you

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#DearCory I smack my cats bum and i also go out and smack the bums of other cats. Is that wrong?

Linley

@Lone_Deranger_

#DearCory I smack my cats bum and i also go out and smack the bums of other cats. Is that wrong?

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#dearcory I have 1 sister and 2 half siblings, we are best mates, tight-knit and my step dad and mum are 18 years strong. Are we legit?

amee maree

@_ameemaree

#dearcory I have 1 sister and 2 half siblings, we are best mates, tight-knit and my step dad and mum are 18 years strong. Are we legit?

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#DearCory How did the Abbott sister turn out a lesbian? She was raised in a traditional, Catholic family.

authentiCATEd

@GalacticWomanAu

#DearCory How did the Abbott sister turn out a lesbian? She was raised in a traditional, Catholic family.

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#dearcory - I won't waste words on my father. Stepfather's contribution to social development of self and siblings: PRICELESS.

Upgrade Your Rage

@LRichardsQLD

#dearcory - I won't waste words on my father. Stepfather's contribution to social development of self and siblings: PRICELESS.

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#dearcory Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: bigot, fool, scumbag, misogynist, zealot, killer, maggot, coward, heretic, knob..

Silence Wedge

@silencewedge

#dearcory Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: bigot, fool, scumbag, misogynist, zealot, killer, maggot, coward, heretic, knob..

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