Buzz·Posted on 7 Feb 2017100 Hilarious Tweets About Dogs That'll Definitely Make You LaughWe don't deserve dogs.by Jenna GuillaumeBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. mari @mariportsa today was a costume party at my dog's daycare but he was the only one dressed up. he's traumatized 02:11 PM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. serg @surrgee YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO 02:13 AM - 21 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. CASH ME OUTSIDE @YABOYNICKYG [Speed date] Girl: yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *stands up* I think we're done here 04:31 PM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. David Nguyen @4da_nguyen We are not worthy of dogs 06:08 PM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Yael @elle91 When she calls you a pupper even though technically you're a doggo 01:08 AM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Dylan Langley @DylanLangley There's a picture of a dog meeting Pluto and the dog looks so hype to meet him I can't stop laughing 08:18 AM - 28 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Alejandra @AIejandraaa__ We were taking pictures of my dad for his birthday and then my dog did this 😭😭 truly mans best friend 03:20 AM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts When your owner gives you a treat every time you're a good boy but you're a good boy all the time so now you're a f… https://t.co/kY8ZXEI7Sd 05:00 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. βØÏ$ Øβ$CЏΓ @BoisObscur ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-- 08:40 PM - 26 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. MAX IM A KOOPA @meakoopa did...did he make the sign? 04:25 PM - 22 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Baby Animals @BabyAnimalPics THESE SQUAD PHOTOS ARE WAY BETTER THAN OURS IM SO MAD 04:31 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Shithead Steve @shithead_steve When u coulda sworn you just heard the "walk" word but u can't be sure 01:20 AM - 03 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Husky Heaven @HereBeHuskies It looks like the dog's having an out of body experience 02:17 AM - 30 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. credulous rube @hellodabwood 04:18 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Memes™ @Drops HELP I DROPPED THE KNIFE WHILE CUTTING CHICKEN & MY DOG PICKED IT UP THINKIN WE WERE PLAYIN FETCH NOW HES CHASIN ME 01:00 PM - 23 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. ✨ @briiighteyez when u put something in the cart when ur shoppin with ur mom and u hope she doesnt notice 09:44 PM - 09 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Philip Morris @phil500 A very proud new father dog 02:17 PM - 03 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Matt Monroe @heymonroe In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen. 03:19 PM - 01 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Fred From Honolulu @FredFromHon THIS SUBWAY DOG JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!! 03:16 PM - 11 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sara Benincasa @SaraJBenincasa My friend's dog turns 13 tonight. 03:33 AM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Meagan Hatcher-Mays @importantmeagan I thought it might be good to let you all know that my friend Melissa's bird sometimes rides the dog as a horse 02:25 PM - 22 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 28. candyce wu @candycewu LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED 07:00 AM - 15 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. emma @parssonspants when ur mom likes ur dog more than u so ya gotta sit in the back :-/ 11:02 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. meg @megalot_ When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u 07:31 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Victoria Aycock @victoriaaycock I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG 12:08 AM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Erik @Mozerik Me: “Who’s a good boy?!” Dog: 12:05 AM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 34. WeRateDogs™ @dog_rates Like father (doggo), like son (pupper). Both 12/10 01:38 AM - 19 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Killa Kim @PandaKushh My mom decided to buy a pope costume for the dog 😂😂😂 05:57 PM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Barry✨T @nostoppingepoch If you ever get on a bus and see this, then I'm pretty sure you've died. 11:27 PM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. bothic alpha decay @mklvie Finally an opinion i want to hear 08:56 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. lol @LysetteMelendez He kept following me & I had to shower so I let him stay in the bathroom then he cried because he couldnt see me so 08:33 PM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. marisa @mcampsss YALL I LOOKED THROUGH THE REFLECTION OF MY GLASS SLIDING DOOR AND I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS CHILLIN ON FIRE BUT IT WAS J… https://t.co/VDNW1vOKTV 07:02 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Chris Blundell @ChrisBlundell TFW you're a dog and a witch trapped your soul in a piece of wood 08:08 AM - 03 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. no @tbhjuststop Dog: That noise probably wasn't anything to worry about Dog to Dog: Bark just in case it's not 06:00 AM - 19 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. 43. alex @Imnotdry When u hear her call someone else a good boy 07:26 PM - 23 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw *backflips out of bushes* can I pet your dog 11:27 PM - 18 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. rach🍒 @rachelizabethl my dog tried to get up on the bed and i guess he got tired halfway through and just sat there like this for 5 mins 06:26 PM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. ダイヤーほおー @Pepperoniichan I think this dog has a side quest for me 04:28 AM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione My uncles guard dog makes mean faces till you go away 01:08 PM - 14 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Troy @TroyBoyMartin These photos where taken before and after the photographer called him a good boy. 😜 11:42 AM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. 50. Bob Vance @taymonnnzzz my brother and his girlfriend took their dog hiking and the ground was too hot so this happened 02:15 AM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. EmmeEyeLléllo🇧🇧 @QaizerSoze Would you let your dog go out dressed like this? 04:57 PM - 21 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. jake ostrowski @jostrowski12 my mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college 😂 08:51 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Baby Bionic Swayze @buhsbaby_baby Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 10:34 AM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Kate @KateOfHysteria When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious. 07:45 PM - 20 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. 56. memes @memeprovider being a good boy is no longer on his agenda 06:16 PM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. carly @carlysodunn I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus 10:51 PM - 29 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Daily Doggo @DailyCuteDoggo 02:07 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Max @Swybeh Last week I planted this tree, and today when I checked I see this. Nature is truly incredible! 05:50 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. 61. Sauro @sauro OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG 07:32 PM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. government TANKS @Burger_Time_ Every time you shake hands with a dog u r entering into a dog contract whos stipulations u could never understand 03:28 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Tim @Playing_Dad Wife: Where's the dog Me: Do you have an appointment Wife: What Me: An appointment Wife: I just want to pet her Ms… https://t.co/93J6yxtKgB 01:21 PM - 28 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Tyler Wilson @502_Wilson Came up to me while I was pumping gas. Dew just likes to adventure 02:35 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes 04:17 AM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. Gráinne @wholegrainne how old is Ryan Lochte's dog 09:00 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns 5 things I want in life: 1. A dog 2. Another dog 3. A big house for my dogs 4. Parks to walk my dogs 5. A partner who loves dogs 12:49 AM - 20 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. ximena @fakejesswil When you're in a shitty situation but trying to stay positive 05:44 PM - 15 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. 70. Vic @Victoria_Eve My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still 06:26 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. emma johanna @emgalasso my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD 06:31 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. kota @dakotacarlton here is danny devito walking a dachshund wearing a dress 07:11 AM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Danny Zuker @DannyZuker "You bought the wrong dog food, he hates this kind!" said my wife of our dog who once literally ate another dog's puke. 01:19 AM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Dog Olympics🐶🏆 @DogOIympics dolphins are so beautiful 11:42 PM - 31 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave Plz don't make me find drugs today woof 01:52 PM - 28 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. adult failure @allstn is it true that you've been a very good boy 06:07 PM - 06 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. Matt @Mattw4lker My mum done this to my dog so she can't hear the fireworks hahahahaha 😂😂😂 07:55 PM - 05 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. MicahGoulart @micahgoulart Hands down the best photo ever taken at a dog show. 04:41 PM - 22 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Dank Memes @FireMemesDaily (Chat room) Her: if it was just the two of us alone what would we do? ;) Him: we could play catch Her: what? 12:00 AM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. John @jjmontaldo My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him 02:23 AM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. ʇıɥsuәʞuɐpәб @gedankenshit ‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’ 05:28 PM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Lindsay @Rollinintheseat My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner. 04:33 PM - 23 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. sean @5eean Smuggling my dog back to college. 01:08 AM - 06 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. tina @tinatbh dog: woof me: i would die for you 09:15 AM - 18 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Molly Gogas @mollygogas Meanwhile my mom threw a birthday party for my dog and invited his biological brothers and sisters 02:53 PM - 01 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. DOGS, FUCK YEAH! @dogsfuckyeah Friend: "It's a short trip, only pack what you need." Me: 01:14 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Halle Nixon @HalleNixon This is how done my dog was with having these cuties here this week 12:50 AM - 07 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. Tatum Strangely @Tatum_Strangely Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know... 06:58 PM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. cutie chaser @cutiechaser_ MY PARENTS ARE AT DISNEYLAND AND JUST SENT ME THIS 06:06 PM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Texts from my dog @dogtextings I'll never be over this 12:12 AM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. 92. Jason Miller @longwall26 Humans: Okay, so Dog Negotiator: Yes Humans: Uh Dog Negotiator: Absolutely. We'll do it Humans: I haven't even Dog Negotiator: I love you 01:21 PM - 20 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. bennett @mbeezy69 Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet 04:44 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Mike Primavera @primawesome I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby. 02:36 AM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. griffin @GRlFFERS i took pictures of my dog before and after telling him that he's beautiful 12:15 AM - 05 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Amazing Puppies @AmaziingPuppies Leaked pics of what heaven looks like 09:15 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. 98. Bitch Problems @SimpIy_Teens everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right 05:10 AM - 20 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. 100. kiersten @kierstennamber what did we do to deserve dogs 02:10 AM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite