2. Melisandre will save him, right?
Also maybe bang him?
3. Like, she thinks her visions were wrong, but what if they were really about Jon Snow and not Stannis?
4. What is Davos up to?
5. IS DAVOS GOING TO KILL GHOST PLEASE GOD NO?!?!?
6. Why does Ramsey look so scared?
7. Ummm, who is being burned here?
IS IT STANNIS?
8. How many episodes until Ser Jorah and Daario find Dany?
And will they get a bromance happening?
9. Speaking of Dany, is she a prisoner of the Dothraki now or nah?
11. Is that a Targaryen with the Greyjoys?
Does this mean we can expect to see Victarion?
12. Who is Sansa giving her “I’m so done with this bullshit” face to?
It could be any number of the trash men in her life, to be honest.
13. Who was Tyrion talking about the ~game~ with?
14. So Jaime and Cersei are back on again, then?
15. Will Margaery join the Sparrows?
16. On a scale of one to Ned Stark, how dead is Lancel Lannister going to be this season?
17. How much bloody vengeance will Cersei get to wreak?
Here for it all.
18. Has she actually got an army and are they gonna take down the goddamn Sparrows?
19. Will we get to see Cleganebowl?
One party is present and accounted for.
20. What the fuck is Littlefinger up to?
21. Who is this with a swinging ball of fire?!
And who is being killed with a swinging ball of fire?!
22. IS THIS YOUNG NED STARK?!
23. AND IS THIS RHAEGAR TARGARYEN?!
24. IS HE FIGHTING YOUNG NED STARK?!
Are we going to get R + L = J confirmed?!
25. Is this Rhaegar Targaryen killing and/or torturing someone?
AND WHO IS THIS??
26. What’s happening here and is it related to Jon Snow’s possible* return from the dead?
27. Will precious cinnamon roll Tommen be OK?
And where is Ser Pounce?
28. Has Theon found himself again or is he still Reek?
He’s not going to be recaptured by Ramsey is he? Please no.