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The Top 29 Smokin' Guns Of AFL

If you ever needed a reason to watch footy, this is it.

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29. Chad Wingard, Port Adelaide Power

Let's play.
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Let's play.

28. Callan Ward, Greater Western Sydney Giants

It's getting hot in here.
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It's getting hot in here.

27. Jimmy Bartel, Geelong Cats

Much shape. So wow.
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Much shape. So wow.

26. Aaron Edwards, Richmond Tigers

CATCH.
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CATCH.

25. Matthew Pavlich, Fremantle Dockers

Contemplate those guns.
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Contemplate those guns.

24. Alex Rance, Richmond Tigers

HI.
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HI.

23. Sam Fisher, St Kilda Saints

HELLO.
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HELLO.

22. Nick Naitanui, West Coast Eagles

YES.
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YES.

21. Jude Bolton, Sydney Swans

YAASSSS.
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YAASSSS.

20. Mitch Wallis, Western Bulldogs

Let's hug it out.
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Let's hug it out.

19. Luke Hodge, Hawthorn Hawks

WERK IT.
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WERK IT.

18. Jack Viney, Melbourne Demons

Important inspection.
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Important inspection.

17. Buddy Franklin, Sydney Swans (formerly Hawthorn Hawks)

What rhymes with hug me?
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What rhymes with hug me?

16. Aaron Davey, Melbourne Demons

High definition.
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High definition.

15. Simon Black, Brisbane Lions

(insert crude remark about being wet here)
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(insert crude remark about being wet here)

14. Daniel Giansiracusa, Western Bulldogs

That sound you hear is angels singing.
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That sound you hear is angels singing.

13. Jonathan Brown, Brisbane Lions

Guns of steel.
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Guns of steel.

12. Josh Gibson, Hawthorn Hawks

The bandage really accentuates that bulge.
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The bandage really accentuates that bulge.

11. Sharrod Wellingham, West Coast Eagles

TRIIIICEPS.
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TRIIIICEPS.

10. Chris Masten, West Coast Eagles

Swole.
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Swole.

9. Jared Petrenko, Adelaide Crows

Worth celebrating.
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Worth celebrating.

8. Adam Goodes, Sydney Swans

He's Australian of the Year for a reason (it's not his biceps, but they're pretty great too).
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He's Australian of the Year for a reason (it's not his biceps, but they're pretty great too).

7. Paul Puopolo, Hawthorn Hawks

Rock. Hard.
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Rock. Hard.

6. David Zaharakis, Essendon Bombers

That's a win.
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That's a win.

5. Tom Hawkins, Geelong Cats

Bravo. Bravo.
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Bravo. Bravo.

4. Andrew Walker, Carlton Blues

No words.
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No words.

3. David Swallow, Gold Coast Suns

Sleek perfection.
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Sleek perfection.

2. Jobe Watson, Essendon Bombers

Dat bicep tho.
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Dat bicep tho.

1. Sean Dempster, St Kilda Saints

WINNER.
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WINNER.