Magpie Alert is a site that allows people to record incidences of magpies swooping them, resulting in the creation of THIS FUCKING TERRIFYING MAP:
If you narrow it down to attacks that resulted in actual injuries, the map is... still fucking terrifying.
And the accompanying stories are like something out of a horror movie.
Stay safe out there, folks.
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