Buzz·Posted on 20 Dec 2016This Map Shows Why Australians Are So Fucking Terrified Of MagpiesSwooping season is cancelled.by Jenna GuillaumeBuzzFeed Senior Editor, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Magpie Alert is a site that allows people to record incidences of magpies swooping them, resulting in the creation of THIS FUCKING TERRIFYING MAP: magpiealert.com Yes, that is all the reported magpie attacks in 2016. It doesn't even include the1,007,567 that I'm sure go unreported. If you narrow it down to attacks that resulted in actual injuries, the map is... still fucking terrifying. magpiealert.com And the accompanying stories are like something out of a horror movie. magpiealert.com Stay safe out there, folks. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF imgur.com Australia’s Most Dangerous Creature Will Surprise You Want more proof that Australia is the craziest place on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!