1.
All I want is a complicated, interesting, rich TV series that I can follow while doing something else and occasionally leaving the room.
2.
Wired: Me in bed at 2am TIRED: Me right now is that how you do it
3.
Me waiting for all the inconveniences in my life to pass by so I can finally shine and prosper
4.
Start of cleaning: I am a calm minimalist earth goddess 10 minutes later: Marie Kondo can suck my left titty I love my numerous towers of dusty junk that have given me depression
5.
some of y'all never dedicated most of your time to a shitty cw tv show and lost all your braincells in the process and it shows
6.
Me looking through stories on Instagram:
7.
I tried to give up exclamation marks in emails but fuck that! I like being enthusiastic and encouraging! The rest of the world should rise to women’s email etiquette!!!!!!!!!!
8.
Can she dress or is she just an A cup
9.
If you’re happy and you know it, overthink. If you’re happy and you know it, overthink. If you’re happy and you know it, Give your brain a chance to blow it. If you’re happy and you know it, overthink.
10.
In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces
11.
it be like that
12.
Me when I bring my comforter out to the couch https://t.co/itj6IEvHpm
13.
Crazy that every person in front of you at an ATM has never used an ATM before
14.
Some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music…… My head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:
15.
no one is more optimistic than me in the produce aisle
16.
Things I Want Stanley Tucci To Be: My father My boss My husband My friend My stylist My accountant My brother-in-law that I’m fucking in secret but also it’s not a secret because let’s face it if I’m fucking Stanley Tucci I’m telling everyone My kidney donor
17.
Me: White girls laptop case: 🥂 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓅 ºlllllllº I ❤️ ΠΚΑ ☕️ ✧ ✧ 🐶 ˢᴴᴱ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱᵛᴱᴰ ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᵁᴸᴰ ☾ ˢᴼ ˢᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᴰ 🍍
18.
me in my room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s my jacket or a headless man standing VERY still
19.
Never trust anyone who can parallel park without having to turn down the radio.
20.
me: wow I can’t wait to keep an open mind on this murder podcast [a man who has refused to be interviewed is introduced into the story] me: it was fucken him
21.
me at work: when i get home i’m gonna do yoga and vacuum the whole house and cook some food me at home: