Buzz·Posted on 19 Dec 2018100 Of The Most Hilariously Relatable Tweets Of 2018"Another day has passed and I haven't used Pythagoras theorem."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. im 💛 @Imaaannmoooss I’m impressed with how ugly I’m willing to look in public these days 03:44 PM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. WordOnTheSkreet Podcast @__Grav WHEN THE WRONG SONG COMES ON 04:45 PM - 23 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. harrison @harriweinreb computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" me: "yea” 04:15 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ric @PrettyRicc Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's how adult life feels 01:50 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. common sad girl @sadgirlkms does anyone remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile” 03:32 PM - 19 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lisa @yllekasil Was speaking to a nurse on placement and she’s like “do you ever feel like you use all your niceness at work and then when you get home you’re not nice to anyone in the house” and I couldn’t relate anymore if I tried 😭 08:25 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 @TheFunnyHun Drunk me telling drunk me not to throw up 12:43 AM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys level 1: venting by crying level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u've been going thru 11:43 AM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Rhiannon @oba_acquah Another day has passed and I haven't used Pythagoras theorem 06:01 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. parker @pmilbs_ One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?” 01:00 PM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Katherine Locke @Bibliogato Things I Was Disappointed To Find Out Were True As An Adult: 1. I do feel better when I eat salad vs snack food as a meal 2. 8 hrs of sleep really does help my mood 3. Sitting in a chair vs flopping on a couch is better for my productivity 4. Drinking plain water is essential 05:47 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. anthony @xforcades2 family: “how come u never sit and socialize with us?” me: *sits with family” me: *gets insulted by entire family* me: 06:24 PM - 04 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. a holly jolly bi gal @abbynotabigail_ 9 yo me: wow I love my public library yes I’d like to check out 14 novels that are above my reading level. Be back next week Me now: wow I love my public library yes I would like to check out one—I believe it’s called a Bööke? I will be back in 3-5 business months 01:17 PM - 18 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Deirdre @figgled me (after spending two hours watching old Vine compilations): how do people have time to listen to podcasts 10:26 PM - 03 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jessie @NicCageMatch I've been hitting "remind me tomorrow" on a computer update for the last 68 years. 04:29 PM - 26 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 @lildzaddy Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like 06:41 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me? 06:52 PM - 04 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue No movie will ever be as suspenseful as it was to wait while your friend asked their mom or dad if you could stay for dinner. 08:14 PM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Heady Mercury @Maxamil89 The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life. 08:17 PM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. lottie @l0ttiehall me when I’m drunk leaving the toilets after chatting to girls for 5 minutes https://t.co/HFpDs8Wn58 06:03 PM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. VI. @Icedvei ppl be scared of pitbulls like these demonic shits don’t exist 10:22 PM - 13 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Brit Bennett @britrbennett Adult culture is just walking around constantly astounded by how much everything costs 06:39 PM - 02 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. caroline @_caroline__28 IKEA is just an escape room you don’t have to pay to enter 12:16 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. pouysian @pouysiann 2 moods 01:34 AM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. roxane gay @rgay I wish there was an invention where I could send my body to the gym but my mind and soul could stay in bed. 04:40 PM - 16 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden I am SUPER chill unless I'm hungry, overheated, running late, waiting in a long line, in traffic, at the doctor, on a beach, getting a massage, having a cocktail, sleeping, 08:39 PM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. isabel ˚♡✧ @losergirl43 me looking at myself in the mirror after putting on the outfit that looked so good on me in my head 04:51 PM - 28 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. red-nosed RAEndeer @PAYOLETTER do u ever eat a whole dinner and ur like immediately ready for Second Dinner 12:14 AM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. don @lolzdonz I remember the way I used to get excited whenever I received a letter addressed to me when I was younger but every time I receive one now I think “fucking what now” 05:43 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Bim Adewunmi @bimadew me to myself when i should have been tucked in and sleeping 12:40 AM - 20 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. IG: @griffinmuenchow @MuenchowGriffin My debit card is more like a gift card... not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try 03:48 PM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Blaine @_BlaineB “What’s a toxic trait you have?” Me: i tend to eat the other person’s fries on the way home and i keep the one that is full 07:23 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. rowan @uItravioletlove when you're playing pool and want to look like you have any idea what the fuck you're doing 08:12 AM - 22 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. B 🐝 @vtbee80 I can make pasta enough for zero or 25 people. There is no in between. Anyway, though, you guys hungry? 08:15 PM - 18 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Brock @ImTheeBrock Sorry I’m late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall 08:57 PM - 19 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Molly Priddy @mollypriddy *am 33 years old, sees my fifth-grade teacher* me: "Oh man, hi Mrs. Smith!" Mrs. Smith: "hi! you know you can call me Anne now, we're both adults!" me: "hahah absolutely not, have a nice summer though, great to see you, Mrs. Smith!" 10:19 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. anthony @xforcades2 Me trying to not say "like" in every sentence 03:41 AM - 18 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. stop calling me emo @baldboyblues anyone: me: ok but i really feel like ur mad at me :/ 01:57 AM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. rav @Doughbvy If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath 07:41 PM - 28 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox1 You know what I hate? I hate those toilet paper dispensers where you need the skills of a gynaecologist to coax the paper out through the small gap at the bottom. 07:43 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Ziwe @ziwe what i’m actually doing when i say i’m 5 mins away 03:18 PM - 07 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Weclock @weclock Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart. 06:45 AM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue AM I HUNGRY OR AM I JUST DISAPPOINTED IN THE WORLD AT LARGE 11:55 PM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Cheish @TheCheish Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn’t Miss ‘Get Off That Computer’ Years 1994 to 2006 08:13 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. edward colon ☭ @poolsideconvooo my conscience escorting me to my messages once a week to reply to all the friends i've been ignoring 11:45 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website] me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage 08:24 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. katie, but seasonal @katefeetie ME: I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what’s up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch 02:37 AM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Andre D Thompson @AndreDThompson Me leaving the pot in the sink because “it needs to soak” 11:02 PM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues Me: I hate math. Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to five, I can hit the nine-minute snooze three more times and only be five minutes late. 12:30 AM - 16 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Jamesgle Bells @cashbonez "Haha": Normal, regular person "heh": Serious, likes a laugh but gets straight back to work "hehehe": Illegal in some states, be careful "lol": Obsessed with politics "lewl": Most apps wont even let you say this "Hah": Grew up rich 07:30 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. vegan brat @Lexusdeshaun Me in all my friendships 10:10 PM - 09 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. not karley 🎄 @Itskarleytime I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for the person that finds them tomorrow 05:20 PM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Deirdre @figgled When I was 19 I had an extensive high heel collection. Ten years later I have “going out” runners 02:46 AM - 15 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Allison Tolman @Allison_Tolman I’m just a girl Sitting in front of a computer Holding a phone Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of. 07:37 PM - 24 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers Is there anything more relatable than Ginny Weasley's absolute horror that no one in her family told that her *crush* was sitting at the breakfast table? 02:06 AM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad I dont need everyone to like me I just need for no one to be even the slightest bit upset at me ever 12:42 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. John Darby @mrjohndarby [first person to have a houseplant] i'd like to kill something very slowly in the privacy of my own home 11:29 PM - 20 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think 11:20 PM - 14 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Imani Brookins @imanialexxus When I was younger and was in the shower and this happened, I thought I was a full blown water bender or aqua man 😭😭😭😭 03:56 AM - 05 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK HE DRINKS A LAGER DRINK HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD TIMES HE TELLS HIS DOCTOR THAT HE ONLY DRINKS LIKE MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK HONESTLY ITS JUST KIND OF A SOCIAL THING OHHHHHHHH 11:33 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Frankie Zelnick @phranqueigh Excuse me, but does this Snapchat filter effectively hide all of my terrible life choices? 10:55 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. ᴀᴜsᴛᴏɴ ᴘᴜɢʜ @itsaustonpugh “Did you sleep well” Me: 11:04 PM - 06 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Modern Adult @adultproblem Me at 18: as long as I’m in bed by 3 AM I’m good Me now: it’s already 8PM, we can’t start a movie this late 11:57 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. folu @notfolu types of vacations I need - a week to deep clean everything I own, twice - a week to just sleep, then sleep some more - a week where I don't speak to anyone - a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up - 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions 07:32 PM - 05 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Dewayne “Not Dwayne” Perkins @DewaynePerkins If you’re ever with me and someone comes up to me and starts talking and I don’t introduce you, it’s strictly because I don’t remember their name. So please feel free to be a dope person and introduce yourself so I can then hear said name and pretend I knew it the whole time. 04:15 AM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. #9 @_nate9 When you set your alarms for every 5 minutes in the morning 09:29 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. Helena Ho @helena__ho If u ever catch me on the streets looking distraught dw it’s fine chances are I’m listening to a sad song and starring in the music video in my head 07:58 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon The only two ways to reply to emails: 1. straight away within seconds I have no chill 2. "I am sorry it took me six months to reply, I opened it, thought 'i'll do this later' and then had several large crises" 04:29 PM - 23 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. maeve ⋆ @bbiss666 me: i have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: 03:34 PM - 21 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation. 11:57 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. andi zeisler @andizeisler My personal brand is having several tabs with articles about how to work more efficiently open at all times and never reading them 12:22 AM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. dax @daxternal "oh ok" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won't tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway 02:58 AM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. 🕊 @fkajack people viewing my instagram stories vs people liking my instagram posts 08:34 PM - 02 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Ivan Martinez @imartinezp_ School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes 10:30 AM - 05 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Every work email I send: Hey! Sorry to bug you! Was just wondering (If it’s not too much trouble) Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do? Totally fine if not! Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :) Sorry to bother you! Sorry I exist! So sorry! Just let me know! Emily 03:02 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Nik @AmoNickk do u ever want to take a nap but the nap doesnt want to take u 10:36 PM - 07 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. xavier @veIvetbuzzsaw 09:22 AM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. DM FOR PROMO✍🏽 @1RealMir y’all ever postpone an outfit 09:34 PM - 11 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. lisa ❄️🎁🍪 @deliawithit how come when i eat just a buttered piece of bread at home it’s a struggle meal but when i eat just a buttered piece of bread at a restaurant i’m like wow the luxury of it all 07:36 PM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett sibling culture is not talking to each other for awhile and then texting them “this is you” along with a picture of an ugly bird you found online 01:21 AM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Barbara @BabsSzabo One week into vacation My body: please, a vegetable. Me: a croissant? My body: I'm begging you, a single leaf of kale. Me: so another bowl of pasta? 10:01 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. gabi @harleivy my last 4 brain cells when i need to be productive 02:31 AM - 16 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. jenna death @dumper_pupper69 sometimes i get really concerned about things very suddenly like i’ll be chillin then all the sudden be like “o shit where’s my birth certificate” 03:21 AM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear. 02:05 AM - 24 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim I am thankful that I’m hotter now than I was in high school and that technology has evolved in a way that makes it easy to remind all the people who wronged me of this fact. 04:54 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. A. Cole @A5HLINNIC0LE *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach??????? 7 yr old me: 05:44 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Kristen @Kica333 My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can’t carry 23 items in my arms through the store 10:14 PM - 09 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. B-Jones @BrianJones01 *A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill* His Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Dad: "You guys ready to rock and roll?" 02:52 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. anthony @xforcades2 when u want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of ur dream 01:46 AM - 29 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. tiffany wines @radioheadass to keep things balanced i like to go back and forth between giving myself way too much credit or none at all 05:39 AM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues The closest I get to a food diary is my shirt at the end of the day. 12:38 AM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time 07:30 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Helena @helenacope 11 year old me writing ‘and then i woke up, it was just a dream’ at the end my creative story in english 08:52 PM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Maya Murillo @mayainthemoment Why is my skin always trying to play me????? Do u not see me buying expensive things 4 u????? Taking the time to figure u out??? Hydrating so much I gotta pee every 2 seconds??? What is ur love language???? What will make u happy????? HOW DO I LOVE U!!!!!! 06:57 AM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. elfi 🎄 @ClutchLikeRomo When the milkshake extra thick 03:04 AM - 08 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Not Sara @smithsara79 FRIEND: so how are you? ME: I'm well, thanks! FRIEND: what's new? ME: not much! FRIEND: well, what have you been up to? ME: why are you doing this to me 06:16 PM - 26 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. mel @anemicfatty me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 6+8 06:00 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Lee @leeman_marcus when your parents told you all your life how smart you are and you get to college and realize you were only smarter than the locals and you're actually completely average 07:21 PM - 17 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. alex meyer @alexmeyerrr I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25 08:05 PM - 14 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. Innocent Illusion @DianaG2772 2008: I don’t talk to strangers on the internet. 2018: I only talk to strangers on the internet. 11:12 AM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite