For years, Australians who have desired the amazingness of Tim Tams combined with the amazingness of peanut butter have had to resort to desperate measures.
NO BUT GUYS. TIM TAMS. WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON TOP. #momentofgenius
But on Friday, 18 July 2014, at 3:39pm, Twitter user @chrisopotamia broke the news that Peanut Butter Tim Tams are a thing that exist.
Hold the fucking phone what peanut butter Tim Tams WHAT PEANUT BUTTER TIM TAMS IS THIS REAL IS THIS REAL DON'T DICK ME AROUND NOW WHAAAAAAT
Like any good citizen, he conducted a personal investigation into the important matter.
I just grabbed my coat, screamed "PEANUT BUTTER TIM TAMS MIGHT BE REAL" and fled the office. Pretty sure I heard "god speed" as I left...
AND LO, HE FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF AUSTRALIAN SNACK FOODS.
SIGHTING CONFIRMED. REPEAT. PEANUT BUTTER TIM TAMS ARE A THING. UNSURE WHAT TO DO NEXT. NEVER FULLY PREPARED FOR THIS
He sent an emergency PSA.
The people were pleased.
@chrisopotamia :O this changes everything. (mainly my calorie intake).
@chrisopotamia BRING THEM TO ME! NOW! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
@chrisopotamia That is a solid Friday night right there.
@chrisopotamia Whattttttttttttt. I have to go get some. Have you eaten any yet? How is it? @drewsheldrick
They enjoyed the bounty.
How many Peanut Butter Tim Tams are too many? #asktwitter
peanut butter tim tams are DELISH. :D going to be hard to resist the temptation to buy them all the time though...
Scientific tests were conducted.
Milk Slam test failed. Milk did not travel. BUT full disclosure: in my excitement I dropped the whole biscuit in the cup. Needs more testing
So I just 'slammed' one of the new Peanut Butter #TimTams and I SAW ALL OUR GALAXIES AT ONCE also this is possibly a diabetic coma help
And finally, Arnott's themselves confirmed what the people already knew: Peanut Butter Tim Tams are here to bless us all.
AND AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE.
