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21 Tweets You'll Enjoy If You're Frankly Exhausted By Men

"Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually."

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Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag

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Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷‍♀️

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MEN! Accentuate your best features, e.g. piercing blue eyes, to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. really horrible person

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Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece:

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"Where'd you meet him?" "On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me."

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A group of white men is called a subreddit

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Not only are women LYING when they wear make up but I just learned their legs aren't made of denim either! They wear something called jeans to trick men! I want a REAL woman with natural boot cut legs!

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This guy just unmatched me because he named some monty python cast member and I didn’t know who it was. So Michael Palin if you’re out there, please suck this boys dick because nobody else will

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Men have the weirdest way of handling rejection. “Any last words” IM DYING 😂

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Middle aged man: If I don't get paid to say whatever I want wherever I want it, I am oppressed. Woman: *Apologizes to a chair for bumping into it."

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Men: I'm a feminist too Me: Men: I said I'm a feminist too you stupid bitch!!

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Why was he walking in such an unsafe area of town? https://t.co/TyvKgmWtdW

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Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.

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Ran into your boyfriend at Lowe’s

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Just re-watched the Devil Wears Prada and forgot it was a movie about a young woman whose ambitions are quashed by a wack boyfriend

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Venn diagram of men who get upset when I accidentally say “the” before a band name & men who don’t care abt gender pronouns is a perfect circle

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Freddie Prinze Jr doing poetry off the cuff with a hacky sack and everyone loving it in She's All That is the epitome of male mediocrity being rewarded

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If male writers were marketed in the same way as female writers. Via Christopher Hamilton-Emery.

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Whenever I save the numbers of my female friends’ male partners in my phone, I use the Handmaid’s Tale model for their last names, so Anthony OfBianca.

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how many men's rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they still use gaslighting

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The jellyfish is the most masculine creature in the sea, as it is both fragile and toxic