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Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document
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Idk who made the original, but I am proud of my edits.
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Here’s some millennial slang to help you guys out: Woke: awake Yeet: youthful feet Thot: thoughtful person AF: Anal Friday BAE: Buddy, it’s Anal Everyday Fleek: offspring of Ben Affleck FOMO: Fetish Of acting like a Monkey or Orangutan V: vas deferens
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[wheel of fortune] me: id like to buy a vowel pat: arent u a millenial me: [sigh] id like to rent a vowel
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fucking pay us maybe
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I love baby boomers who say "kids don't even know how to write cursive" in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
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Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.
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Because they’re the only thing we can afford to raise to adulthood.
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You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
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Signing texts is so dumb. It’s OBVIOUS who it’s from. Old people are so lame. -Me, as I sign my emails
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"This generation can't take a joke" Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
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There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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“Don’t open an email from me, I’ve been hacked.” -Baby Boomers
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tonight’s Law And Order: SVU ep has a guy who calls a woman a “millennial poptart.” please refer to me as such whenever possible.
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Changing my office voicemail to say the following: " "Hi, I'm a millennial. I'll never check this so please just email me, pretty please."
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BOOMERS: When I was your age, I made $32k a year and owned a home, a car, and had no debt. Stop being such whiny brats. MILLENNIALS: https://t.co/t1bblLoptL
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Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
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need it to live. next question
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Millennial culture is when your friend actually calls you on your actual phone and the first words out of your mouth are, "Are you ok?"
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save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"
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once someone was like "millennials don't answer a door if they aren't expecting anyone???" and i get why the 70s had so many serial killers
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plz stop calling Gen Zers ‘millennials’! Millennials don’t eat TIDE PODS we eat freaking avocados and ass.
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Baby boomers talk a lotta shit for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.