I Regret To Inform You That Melbourne Has Been Murdered By Tom Gleeson
The comedian dragged the city straight to hell.
Aussie comedian Tom Gleeson has a regular segment on The Weekly called "Go Away", in which he warns people "about shitholes they shouldn’t visit". This week his target was Melbourne.
He absolutely dragged the city. Nothing was safe – not Melbourne's beloved public transport.
Or the iconic laneways.
And especially not the coffee culture.
RIP Melbourne. It was nice knowing you.
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