Buzz·Posted on 2 Mar 2017Literally Just 29 Really Fucking Funny Tweets About Job InterviewsInterviewer: "So what are your talents?" Me: "Well, I can clap at exactly the right time during the Friends theme tune..."by Jenna GuillaumeBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. justin @justinnlailai interviewer: why do you want this job? me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food 04:08 AM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Funny Tweets™ @Lmao Me on a job interview 09:30 AM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Phteven🐧 @CodyJP9412 [Petco] INTERVIEWER: We're looking for a real cat person. ME: *slowly pushes paperwork off desk* INTERVIEWER: holy shit 05:29 AM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave INTERVIEWER: any weaknesses? ME: my strength I: ? ME: im physically very weak I: oh. Any strengths? ME: [i pick up his desk] im a great liar 02:27 AM - 14 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. JFK Official® @ksteeno Interviewer: do you have good organizational skills Me: I've consolidated all my apps to a single homescreen Interviewer: holy shit 03:54 AM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Interviewer: so, tell me a little bit about yourself Me: 10:58 PM - 27 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Yhip @YhipShip interviewer: why do you want a job at my bakery? me: i dont know. i just really knead the dough 09:36 AM - 30 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jomny sun @jonnysun INTERVIEWER: do u have any questions for us ME: a cat woud totaly own a cat but a dog woud never own a dog INTERVIEWER: thatS not a question 05:43 AM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Paridecay @sarcastictroler *Job Interview* "Tell me about yourself" *flashback to when I used to pull out USB drive without clicking safely eject* "I'm risk taker" 04:06 PM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Milan Aryal @MilanAryal interviewer: so why do you want this job? me: 03:46 AM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Friends TV Show @FriendsComedy interviewer: so what are your talents? me: well i can clap at exactly the right time during the friends theme tune... 10:55 AM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Niles @River_Niles Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word Me: Hired Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that?? 08:51 PM - 16 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Floyd @dafloydsta INTERVIEWER: Why should we hire you? ME: I once pronounced "Worcestershire" correctly. INTERVIEWER: Holy shit. 05:47 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Josh Kane @officialjkizzle *at a job interview* Them: so we found your Twitter accoun... Me: 11:06 PM - 05 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ally Gator @notacroc INTERVIEWER: what makes you different? ME: *begins levitating* INTERVIEWER: holy shit ME: *whispering to my pet chameleons* nice work guys 04:33 PM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. The Pan-Midwesterner @panmidwest INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness… 02:05 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mo Tweets @mo_is_funny Interviewer: are you a risk taker? Me: opens ex-instagram & likes a photo from 11 months ago Interviewer: holy shit you are hired 07:53 PM - 12 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry During the job interview vs after you get the job 02:22 AM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. IG ➡ @TemmyExplicit INTERVIEWER: Okay, do u have any questions/info for me? ME: Did you know boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob? INTERVIEWER: holy shit 07:17 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ʕ-ᴥ-ʔ @chillbears male interviewer: do you have any special skills? me: [removes my bra without taking my shirt off] interviewer: holy shit you're hired 05:29 AM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special skills you have. Me: 03:32 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Roshede Patterson 🏆 @RoshedeJaleel Interviewer: Says here you do magic tricks? Me: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? Interviewer: holy shit 03:08 PM - 12 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Ray @SirEviscerate DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a 10:06 PM - 20 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Megan Kelly Dunn @megankcomedy INTERVIEWER: So can you tell me a little bit about yourself? ME: My aunt used to live in paris... 07:15 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Daniel @MyFavsTrash *walks into a job interview* 08:26 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. AntsInMyEyes Johnson @patmorrison22 Interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? Me: I'm vague Interview: can you elaborate? Me: yeah 06:35 PM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Female Struggles @FemaleStruggIes INTERVIEWER: would you say you're independent? ME: [looks at mom] [mom nods] i'd say so, yes 11:20 PM - 02 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Female Pains @FemalePains When the interviewer asks what you did at your last job 08:50 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn Interviewer: do you have any regrets? Me: one time I signed a petition on http://t.co/7BRPTkEiSl and now they won't stop emailing me 08:19 AM - 26 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite