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it means no worries for the rest of ur days
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People: "walking is good for your physical and mental health" Me: "nah" Pokemon Go: "you gotta walk around to catch Pokemon" Me: 🏃🏽💨
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rare photo of the ppl working the computer servers of Pokemon Go
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Actual quote from police scanner at 4AM: "Looks like everyone is out here playing Pokemon tonight."
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Nintendo's mobile strategy: 2008: what's an iPhone 2010: what's an Android 2012: nope 2014: still no 2016: change how society functions
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#pokemonGO is going through every stage of late capitalism in its first week
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🎶Work, work Team Valor Work, work Team Mystic –and Instinct!🎶 #PokemonGO
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The greatest trick Skynet ever pulled was calling itself Pokemon GO
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me: [riding a hoverboard, vaping, playing pokemon go, and dabbing simultaneously] old person: [is terrified]
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A guy got caught cheating because his GF saw he caught a Pokemon at his ex-girlfriend’s house. I’m done. 2016 is too crazy for me. bye.
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Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
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In 3 months we will be hearing Pokémon Go weight loss stories.
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Employer: Why do you want to work for us? Me: There's a Blastoise in here Employer: *sweating* Where? #PokemonGO
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things that Pokemon Go is definitely more important than: 1. physical safety 2. gmail privacy 3. having a phone with >30min battery life
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*one month after playing Pokemon Go* Doc: Do you exercise? Me: I play Pokémon Go Doc: *writes on notepad* "FIT AF"
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when you're playing pokemon go and your phone vibrates but it's just your girl sending you nudes
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What idiot decided to call it "Pokémon Go" instead of "the end of my marriage"?
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(SNAKE ME UP) SNAKE ME UP INSIDE (I CAN'T SNAKE UP) SNAKE ME UP INSIDE SNAAAAAAAAAKE ME
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Pokemon Go Good: - exploring neighborhood - get excercise Bad: - hunched over like moron - boisterous nerds in previously quiet areas
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When you're forced to enjoy nature because the #PokemonGO servers are down...
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pokémon go is going to change the housing market's economy dramatically. "never mind the price, how many pokéstops are in range??"
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Thanks to #PokemonGO I've learned that my neighborhood is 99% rats
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Making my way downtown Walking fast Eggs just hatched But the server's down... #PokemonGO
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THE POKEMON HAVE BEEN LIVING AMONG US THE ENTIRE TIME POKEMON GO JUST LET'S US SEE THEM
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My favorite Pokemon Go monster is Hiddleswift
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Friends: I got so many rare pokemons, what about you? Me:
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"i wanna be the very be--" #PokemonGo
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I can't tell: is anyone into Pokemon Go?
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*closes PokemonGo* *immediately reopens PokemonGo*