Buzz·Posted on 22 Oct 201827 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh For At Least Three MinutesWe've gotta take joy where we can get it.by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ben @0point5twins - Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn 02:55 PM - 05 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby 09:02 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table* Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it. 02:58 PM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Raccoons🦝 @raccooons will my husband ever return from the trash 02:30 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. breasts sʇsɐǝɹq @RealBootyGoon Greeks be like Here’s your free horse 🐴___/ /(😈)\ 03:39 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ric @PrettyRicc Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's how adult life feels 01:50 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. libra stan account @PEACHYBLACKG0RL aladdin: I can show you the world jasmine: 05:17 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld For the next week, please only talk to me about Salem walking the red carpet for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina 04:57 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔱 𝔣𝔩𝔶𝔰𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @muhcoochee distance I’m willing to walk for you: Me 📍 📏 (500 miles) 📏 📏 📍 📏 (500 more miles) 📏 📏 📍your door 04:49 AM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sean Delaney @sdel6795 Thought I’d lost the dog there turns out av accidentally put the recliner down on him and he’s been lying inside the couch for an hour no giving a fuck 10:17 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Bryony @bryonygundy This is truly one of the worst pieces of home decor I've ever seen. 01:35 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Abam @AdamBroud Flight Attendant: Help! Is there a doctor on board??? Weird Aunt: *holding bottle of lavender essential oils* I have something even better 06:57 PM - 29 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Whitney McIntosh @WhitneyM02 did an apple cider doughnut write this https://t.co/aAszTQTyIE 04:24 AM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Abby Dermody @abbydermody went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter 07:31 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Orion Carloto @orionnichole every white boy in a teen film when someone compliments them: *scoffs* yeah well tell that to my dad.... 😔 05:53 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sawyer bollitier @SawyerBollitier Do regular dogs see police dogs and say oh shit it’s the cops 08:38 PM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. natalie tran [bring them here] @natalietran God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Devil in disguise] Angel: No! Not again! Devil: Peace out, motherfucker. [Devil runs out. God enters] God: So sorry, I thought we said Conference Room 4 11:51 PM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Verity Holloway @Verity_Holloway If you've ever worried about your professional headshot, take a moment to absorb Victor Hugo's. 09:22 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck 01:40 PM - 14 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. brooke🕸🕷 @br00kee_b My dog just got surgery because he tore a ligament in his knee so they had to shave him and now you can see his lil butt crack https://t.co/SNX0QnQqwR 05:19 PM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 🦇 @thholyghost how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll 02:27 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. chlei @wqlverines ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ╮ | AAAAAAAAAA AAAA AA | | AAAAAAA | ╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ╯ O o ° https://t.co/o4QmU9WzlA 01:53 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. SKYLXRK, but spooky 👻 @skylxrksays Is... is this an improved version of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme 07:03 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Tiger Webb @tfswebb sick of recipes calling for a miserly one shallot. give me a recipe that asks for a whole bunch!! what do you want me to do snack on shallots 03:10 AM - 19 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Spooky Skoog @Skoogeth [at a dive bar] Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink. Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please. 12:45 AM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Paul Ford @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 01:14 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Olaf Falafel @OFalafel "I do like it but don't you think perhaps it's a little ... you know... a little bit too penisy?" Architect: "Don't worry, there'll be so many fireworks and lights on the launch night, nobody will ever notice" https://t.co/rqh04z5L2a 12:49 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite