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27 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh For At Least Three Minutes

We've gotta take joy where we can get it.

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- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn

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Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table* Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.

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will my husband ever return from the trash

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Greeks be like Hereโ€™s your free horse ๐Ÿด___/ /(๐Ÿ˜ˆ)\

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Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's how adult life feels

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For the next week, please only talk to me about Salem walking the red carpet for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

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distance Iโ€™m willing to walk for you: Me ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ (500 miles) ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ (500 more miles) ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“your door

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Thought Iโ€™d lost the dog there turns out av accidentally put the recliner down on him and heโ€™s been lying inside the couch for an hour no giving a fuck

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This is truly one of the worst pieces of home decor I've ever seen.

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Flight Attendant: Help! Is there a doctor on board??? Weird Aunt: *holding bottle of lavender essential oils* I have something even better

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did an apple cider doughnut write this https://t.co/aAszTQTyIE

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went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter

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every white boy in a teen film when someone compliments them: *scoffs* yeah well tell that to my dad.... ๐Ÿ˜”

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and say oh shit itโ€™s the cops

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God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because โ€ฆ [God pulls off mask and is actually Devil in disguise] Angel: No! Not again! Devil: Peace out, motherfucker. [Devil runs out. God enters] God: So sorry, I thought we said Conference Room 4

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If you've ever worried about your professional headshot, take a moment to absorb Victor Hugo's.

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how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like whatโ€™s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

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My dog just got surgery because he tore a ligament in his knee so they had to shave him and now you can see his lil butt crack https://t.co/SNX0QnQqwR

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how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll

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โ•ญ โ—œโ— อก โ—œโ— อก โ—œโ— อก โ—œโ— อก โ—œโ— อก โ—œโ— อก โ•ฎ | AAAAAAAAAA AAAA AA | | AAAAAAA | โ•ฐ โ—Ÿโ—ž อœ โ—Ÿโ—ž อœ โ—Ÿโ—ž อœ โ—Ÿโ—ž อœ โ—Ÿโ—ž อœ โ—Ÿโ—ž อœ โ•ฏ O o ยฐ https://t.co/o4QmU9WzlA

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Is... is this an improved version of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme

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sick of recipes calling for a miserly one shallot. give me a recipe that asks for a whole bunch!! what do you want me to do snack on shallots

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[at a dive bar] Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink. Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.

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When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore

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"I do like it but don't you think perhaps it's a little ... you know... a little bit too penisy?" Architect: "Don't worry, there'll be so many fireworks and lights on the launch night, nobody will ever notice" https://t.co/rqh04z5L2a