1.
*using Ouija board* "hello, is there anyone there" *Y* *O* *U* *U* *U* *U* "ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
2.
y’all got any fuckin lamps?
3.
Tangled (2010)
4.
*****MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SPOILERS DO NOT READ****** * * * * * * * * * * wow..... I can't believe the mission was possible
5.
“What’s a toxic trait you have?” Me: i tend to eat the other person’s fries on the way home and i keep the one that is full
6.
Probably the ghost of Avril haunting you, Melissa https://t.co/ssQZrvdT1R
7.
Edward Cullen when Bella first walked into the classroom
8.
my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman"
9.
Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn’t Miss ‘Get Off That Computer’ Years 1994 to 2006
10.
Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself
11.
the gilmore girls revival but the main character is the next gilmore girl, rory's daughter, and she's getting married and she doesn't know which of dean, jess and logan is her father so she invites them all to her wedding and they all sing a lot of abba
12.
But what if Venom had eyes?
13.
some Netflix error messages I could use
14.
google are cowards
15.
i checked my texts and ive been drunk texting one of my recent uber drivers
16.
Everyone can turn off the internet and go outside to play now, I've found the best meme.
17.
so uh nick jonas is engaged. i hope priyanka knows he eats cheese, but only on pizza and sometimes on a homemade quesadilla because otherwise it smells like feet to him
18.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
19.
Sigmund Freud when he finds out about all the boyfriends that are being called daddy
20.
To all of the haters that said this day would never come
21.
I think about this horse dancing to Fleetwood Mac at least 5 times a day