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Me, looking in the mirror after my breakdown haircut.
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Proud to announce I did 10 squats and I am now a kardashian
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BREAKING NEWS: Area Mom Wants To Know If That's What You're Wearing; Don't Worry, It's Fine, But There Is Still Time To Change.
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me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time
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I took off my bra and a skittle fell out, but I don’t remember the last time I ate skittles?
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I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
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The closest I get to a food diary is my shirt at the end of the day.
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Coming back to work after getting your eyebrows threaded at lunch like
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yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time
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me: I'm gonna start eating healthy Also me: treat yourself one last time, you deserve it
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*at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets
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to keep things balanced i like to go back and forth between giving myself way too much credit or none at all
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do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else
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level 1: venting by crying level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone level 113: venti… https://t.co/oDnkCIz17c
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if you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side
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I just got an extra 10 minutes of resistance training trying to take off my sports bra.
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Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
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when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel
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Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about
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When you shave for the first time in months.
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are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ????
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*owns 37 t-shirts* *wears exactly 4 of them*