A Definitive Ranking Of Australian Lollies And Chocolates

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Nov. 05, 2014, at 00:19 AM

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37. Chicos

Allens / Via the-distributors.com.au

Chocolate-flavoured lollies are good in theory, but in reality they're foul. Also a bit racist?

36. Eucalyptus Drops

Via johnsonsconfectionery.com.au

So soothing when you have a sore throat. At least that's what you tell yourself when you crack your third packet for the day.

35. Aniseed Rings

Via adelaidecandy.com.au

They're great if you like aniseed and/or have no taste.

34. Ice Cream Cones

Via lolliland.com.au

So cute, but kinda bland.

33. Witchetty Grubs

Via lolliland.com.au

The best kind of bush tucker.

32. Caramel Buds

Via lolliland.com.au

Sadly too sweet to eat in large amounts.

31. Clouds

Via bulklolliesonline.com.au

Not sure who decided clouds should taste like strawberries, but they were on to something.

30. Sour Ears

Via moolollybar.com.au

So creepy. So tasty.

29. Red Skins

Via sweetsonline.com.au

Racist? Probably. Delicious? Definitely.

28. Fads

Via partycarousel.com.au

Remember when these were called Fags and designed to look like cigarettes? Fun times.

27. Minties

Allens / Via sweettoothlollybar.com.au

The mintiest way to lose your teeth.

26. Cobbers

Via sweetsonline.com.au!prettyPhoto

The tastiest way to lose your teeth.

25. Bullets

Via adelaidecandy.com.au

Chocolate-covered licorice. Sure, if you like that sorta thing.

24. Frogs

Via lolliland.com.au

No lolly bag is complete without at least one of these guys.

23. Dairy Milk Snack

Via grogonwheels.com.au

Something for everyone!

22. Chomp

Via chocablog.com

For when you only have loose change in your pocket.

21. Jaffas

Cadbury / Via thecandyman.co.nz

Beautiful red balls of chocolate orange goodness.

20. Picnic

Via en.wikipedia.org

Proof it's what's on the inside that counts.

19. Jersey Caramels

Via theprofessors.com.au

A staple of any caramel fan's diet.

18. Caramel Kisses

Via adelaidecandy.com.au

Kinda like Jersey Caramels, but WITH COCONUT.

17. Fruit Tingles

Via about-australia-shop.com

Fruity. Tingly.

16. Wizz Fizz

Via wizzfizz.com.au

It's a party in your mouth.

15. Musk Sticks

Via travelwithbender.com

This is what heaven must taste like.

14. Milko Chews

Allens / Via lollywarehouse.com.au

They are lollies made out of condensed milk. 'Nuff said.

13. Sherbies

Allens / Via sweettoothlollybar.com.au

The only thing that could make sherbet better is wrapping it in more candy.

12. Violet Crumble

Via 100dayplan.com.au

Just the right ratio of honeycomb to chocolate.

11. Fantales

Via theprofessors.com.au

Combining our love of caramel, chocolate and useless trivia.

10. Snakes

Via the-distributors.com.au

The best way to cope with all the deadly snakes in Australia is by symbolically eating them.

9. Killer Pythons

Via lollymerchant.com

Like Snakes on steroids.

8. Pods

Via aspreycreative.com.au

Dangerously easy to eat.

7. Bananas

Via lollywarehouse.com.au

The most delicious fake banana flavour in the world.

6. Mint Pattie

Via thebottleshop.hk

When mint meets chocolate, magic happens.

5. Golden Rough

Via bonbonstas.com.au

Classic.

4. Freckles

Via sweetsonline.com.au

Chocolate + 100s and 1000s + an awesome name = perfection.

3. Clinkers

Via elliluca.com

Will it be pink, green or yellow? It's the most thrilling chocolate on the market.

2. Freddo Frog

Via jessebpage.wordpress.com

It might just be milk chocolate, but something about the frog shape makes it 100 times more delicious.

1. Caramello Koala

Via bonbonstas.com.au

Single-handedly raking in the cash for school kids all over Australia.

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