1. This harsh truth:
2. This apology:
3. These sleepover instructions:
4. This prompt:
5. This instruction:
6. This Santa realisation:
7. This ominous note:
8. This non-apology:
9. This blast from the past:
10. This countdown:
11. This feedback:
12. This plan:
13. This poem:
14. This threat:
15. This complaint:
16. This reminder:
17. This "thank you" note:
18. This response:
19. This warning:
20. This confession:
21. This hope:
22. And this invitation:
