Buzz·Posted on 20 Sept 2018Just 23 Tweets That Have Made Me Laugh Lately"No email has ever found me well."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Old Face Magenta @LocalEmoMom i SAID do you believe in life after love 11:11 PM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ً @99zayns HHHhhHbhahahnsjajaHABAHSKKKKBAHAHSHBAHAJmxnxnsnHABAHAHhahahsbabhaHHhahHahahhshshHhahshjsnansmsnahHahahshsbahJAJAHA 09:19 AM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. this user has set her status to "busy" @wowprettylady the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill never get back. no scenes of the characters eating breakfast. not even a single mention of breakfast. if you wanna make a movie about people who dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1 out of 5 stars 04:42 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mia @MinnieMia4489 Will Ferrell is me walking to the fridge for my 2 a.m. snack 😂 #Emmys 02:58 AM - 18 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Mike T @majtague Me: what’s the wifi password My mom: https://t.co/vXxQ9cGc5t 08:03 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. jake @squidslippers girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? just reach in & head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars & take your next right then head straight & it should be there. if you've hit the 2007 target receipts you've gone too far" 04:15 PM - 24 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. crazy broke asian @tribranchvo me: *starts a movie* also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight* me: This movie sucks the movie: https://t.co/tqrGV9sHcb 05:30 PM - 09 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. John Darby @mrjohndarby [first day as a vet] me: what seems to be the problem cat: meow me: yes but where 10:40 PM - 08 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. kaiden @expensivefabric Kris Jenner with her grandkids at the family reunions 01:03 AM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. keely flaherty @keelyflaherty me: *zones out for 60 min of important work meeting* me: eh me: *zones out for 6 seconds of a TV show* me: reTHEFUCKwind 01:43 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rondelle Hobbs @RondelleHobbs When you book a room but the last meeting runs over. 06:57 AM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Flanny™ @LiamFlannigan1 Fer-Nando’s https://t.co/j0I931JYyQ 09:19 PM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. SaltyMouse @MouseSalty me: I wish for infinite wishes! genie: ok me: wait are you serious genie: [exhaling cigarette] yeah I don’t give a shit 03:00 PM - 08 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ian Laking @IHLaking when your local library starts subtly sowing the seeds of anarchy 01:02 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. chlo @chlolucas_ Just watched Jeremy kyle for the first time in agesss and a lass found lots of empty condom wrappers when she came home from work so thought he was cheating, he said he used them to make water bombs to throw at cats and he was telling the truth😭👏🏽 09:28 AM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Eric Proton @EricProton Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston 08:36 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Natalie 🐙 @NattyGov No email has ever found me well. 05:13 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. JuanPa @jpbrammer I'm not back on my bullshit I am the bullshit 05:11 AM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 🌸🌿🐶Patrick Lenton🐕🍃🌸 @PatrickLenton *drunk person hitting on the lead singer of The Killers in a bar*: "so... is there a Mrs Brightside?" 06:16 AM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Paul Bronks @BoringEnormous When people ask me how my life is going. 12:55 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. the sissy switch @missunitedface HAMLET: To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For-- https://t.co/B2anYQP02A 05:50 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. the angry birds drink pee in the angry birds movie @punished_picnic disney: we want a nice elegant design that just says ‘Walt Disney’ graphic designer: Walt Gisney disney: looks great 08:03 PM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. alyssa bereznak @alyssabereznak 08:46 PM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite