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    Chris Hemsworth Now Has A Moustache And It's Giving Me Unexpected Feelings

    I guess I'm into moustaches now.

    So Chris Hemsworth has recently been spending a lot of time with his family in Australia, growing an epic beard.

    But the actor has now gone back to work, and his beard has undergone an unexpected makeover. Take a moment and prepare yourself.

    BEHOLD.

    Yes, Chris Hemsworth has wittled his glorious beard down to a moustache and soul patch.

    Presumably it's for his role in Bad Times at the El Royale, which is set in the 1960s and features a cast of "shady characters".

    It definitely has that skeezy '60s vibe...and I gotta say, it's making me feel some type of way.

    Like, do I object to this kind of facial hair combination on every level – morally, physically, emotionally, spiritually, and other? Yes.

    Do I still find Chris Hemsworth extreeeeemely hot with this facial hair? Also yes.

    Do I find him even MORE attractive with this facial hair? I don't know, MAYBE.

    What can I say?

    UPDATE

    Chris has shared the behind-the-scenes process of creating this look and frankly it's offensive how hot the whole thing is.