Buzz·Posted on 9 Mar 201623 Tweets About Australia That Will Make You Laugh Every Time"Oi fuck face!" - Australian greeting.by Jenna GuillaumeBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Ben Irwin @BenGIrwin "Sir, what's happening here?" "Just waiting for a mate." 08:36 PM - 05 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. fungbunger @parsfarce me: strewth me tannins are goin off their fuckin cluckers - kind of wine's this then sommelier: that's a vb sir me: so bloody smooth 05:55 AM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Lucy Valentine @LucyXIV best Aussie expressions: - carry on like a pork chop - stop fart arsing around - bitta shush please - rack off ya fucken dog 08:27 AM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. thomas violence @thomas_violence kid: i don't feel so good mum: they're kicking in m8 I am feeling it 01:58 AM - 05 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. colley @JamColley [sees a photo online of a spider found deep in the bush] woah! australia is so dangerous! [continues to live in a city devoid of wildlife] 11:55 PM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. celes @taptommy "australia has no culture" explain this then 10:32 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch In Australia Spider Man is a guy who likes putting ice cream in his coke 02:14 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChinSBS I'm going to the Logies for the first time tonight, which one of the @HomeandAwayTV boys is most likely to put out? 02:50 AM - 03 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. j.r. hennessy @jrhennessy Literally the most enduring piece of Australian culture is this image 10:23 PM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Peter Taggart @petertaggart Australia's national pastime is clapping out of time during every song at concerts. 05:11 AM - 14 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. thomas violence @thomas_violence i love that australia regularly runs ad campaigns for meat. not a specific company that makes meat or sells meat. just the concept of meat 04:17 AM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. John Johnsonson @JohnJohnsonson Great pic of all the Australian prime ministers since 2010. #libspill 06:12 AM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Tahlia Pritchard @Tahls In Australia there isn't mistletoe, so we just have to kiss under the influence. 12:16 AM - 14 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. huda @jungkookfan69 how to get people's attention in australia: -OI FUCK FACE 01:39 AM - 11 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. brad esposito @braddybb so, yes or no to the next party? 09:12 AM - 01 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. fungbunger @parsfarce sheila: what's your baddest fantasy me: paying for three bags of ice at the servo but taking four sheila: what? me: ohh christ i'm erect 08:19 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lucy Valentine @LucyXIV true Australia fact, we have 4 seasons & they're named Autumn, Fuck it's Cold Hey, Magpie Bastards, and Tropical Strength Aerogard 06:32 AM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef mal: like a tiger george: what are you doing? mal: do it with me, like a tiger george: no i wont mal: like a tiger 02:40 AM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. TG @TG_Chrono "Nice indicator dickhead!" - Ancient Australian Proverb 02:05 PM - 07 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. fungbunger @parsfarce me: where ya from mate bloke: dublin me: dubbo u say bloody shithole bloke: no dublin me: *spit* thats for bein from dubbo ya cockhead 11:28 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. colley @JamColley id love to get one day looking at australia through the eyes of an american 07:36 AM - 04 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. product lad @dannolan Never forget that Australia fought a war against the Emu... and lost 01:10 AM - 22 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. sebastian stan @semenstyles in australia we don't say "i love you" we say "fuck off cunt or ill smash ya" and i think it's truly beautiful 03:12 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Need more proof that Australia is like no place else on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!