22 Baby Names People Think Are The Worst In Existence

    Spare a thought for all the Khaleesis.

    Jenna Guillaume
    by Jenna Guillaume

    BuzzFeed Contributor

    Names are obviously pretty damn personal, but there are some that it can almost universally be agreed are a bad idea.

    Kim from Kath and Kim saying "But I really like Tiffany, Mum! Spelt TYPHPH DOUBLE A DOUBLE N TRIPLE I"
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    When Reddit user u/Mightyhaslan asked people for the worst baby names they've ever heard, the results were pretty, er, interesting...

    1. "My coworker named her baby 'Strawberry Rain.' Which would be a great baby name, if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo."

    —u/captainmagictrousers

    2. "Wife came home from work one day (works at a hospital) and told me a couple had a baby boy and named him Kingslayer."

    —u/tree42o

    3. "Khaleesi. What the hell are you thinking?"

    —u/PunchBeard

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    4. "Diesel Duramax. I wish I was kidding."

    —u/mandy6919

    5. "Met a girl named Jennifert in college...Jennifer with a T. Why? Because her parents wanted her to be different."

    —u/NippleBuddy

    6. "I'm related to a girl name Psamantha."

    —u/MicolashCaged

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    7. "Taqueria, and for those who don't speak Spanish, a 'Taqueria' is a place that sells tacos."

    —u/marcusmf

    8. "Crystal Shining Waters and her twin brother, Blue Clear Waters."

    —u/Inexperiencedascrap

    9. "My kids used to have friends in school whose names were Neptune, Galaxy, and Uranus. All girls. And no, this is NOT a legend or a myth. Their parents were astronomers. Poor Uranus got it the worst."

    —u/mpdscb

    10. "We had a family friend with a child named Nevaeh, and we all just called her Heaven Backwards."

    —u/sayoso

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    11. "Pestilence. Dunno what was going through their mind, but I have a strong guess what was going through their bloodstream."

    —u/metric_football

    12. "I know a couple who named their daughter Anakin. Their family is almost painfully normal too; their other kids have normal names. I don't get it."

    —u/ihopeyoulikeapples

    13. "A kid named Phelany (pronounced the same as Felony)."

    —u/devourthegalaxy

    14. "I worked with a guy named Cocain once."

    —u/ashpash111

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    15. "Paige Turner (as a pianist I find this hilarious)."

    —u/adne001

    16. "Kviiilyn. Pronounced Kaitlyn as in K-8-lyn."

    —u/joadgr

    17. "Jageorgeson. Pronounced Jason. The entire 'George' is silent. Parent actually got upset because it was mispronounced."

    —u/uglypelican

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    18. "I went to school with a guy named Chase Cox."

    —u/Cthulhuhoop

    19. "Chaotic Rage. Kid was not surprisingly very hyper."

    —u/AJablonski

    20. "I'm teaching in an elementary classroom and had a boy named Jacuzzi. That was a fun one."

    —u/Pm_me_fluffy_stuff

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    21. "Reinbeaux (pronounced rainbow)."

    —u/sir-ripsalot

    22. "Xy. Pronounced 'Christy.'"

    —u/criticallyAnalytical

    Note: Responses have been lightly edited for length and clarity.