1. Did Australia's Maritime and Safety Authority general manager John Young wake up today and think, "I'm going to become a meme"? Possibly.
Me - "Hey John Young from the AMSA. Will I ever win the Oz Lotto?" #MH370
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Me - "Hey John Young from the AMSA. Will I ever work out what actually happened on #TrueDetective?" #MH370
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Is there life on Mars? cc @brod #MH370
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“Hey John Young from AMSA, is this meme in poor taste?”
5. Of course, Prime Minister Tony Abbott got his due.
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The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.
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how we found #mh370
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Want the plane to be found: yes. Want it to be Abbott that finds it: ... *tumbleweed*
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"Australia may have spotted some debris" is not what you'd call a history-making bid for greatness. Their PM seems to think otherwise.
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TONY STOLE THE IDEA FROM COURTNEY LOVE LONG LIVE COURTNEY LOVE
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"Prime Minister Tony Abbott says two objects possibly related to the search..." ... Iove the world of Maybe News we live in
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Doing a great job there, little dude. #MH370
13. Australia was the butt of a few jokes.
i hope the australians find sharks, and that the sharks make them answer a riddle
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"nope, sorry, these are just fish"
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Further still - Aus Government announces the likely cost of the reconnaissance.
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BREAKING NEWS: Australia, a nation of convicts, may have found pieces of the missing jet. They are expected to make shivs out of it
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The last time Australia got this much press -
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Trust an Australian to find something in offshore waters that doesn't belong there.
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"Sorry folks, turned out to be a kangaroo."
20. And then there was Fox News.
Never mind Port Hedland, @FoxNews, but what's the Coral Sea doing down there?
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Today will go down in history as the day 20 million Fox News viewers found out where Australia is.