1.
Good to be back in Australia, the first country I’ve been to that doesn’t have Australians loudly complaining about the coffee.
2.
every photo of an uncle in anyones 21st bday party album
3.
why does untouched by the veronicas still go so hard to this day just what the fuck was going on through their minds when they made that song, the power and international implications that it holds is astounding
4.
The first one is Chips The second one is Chips The third one is Chips Welcome to Australia https://t.co/2Y9iHN0O8S
5.
It’s weird how I don’t know what the fuck a ploughman is but I know what they’re having for lunch
6.
The only way to make a white Australian feel displaced in their own country is to tell them Daryl Braithwaite’s ‘Horses’ is actually a cover.
7.
#manspreading
8.
𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ʞןɐʇ ǝןdoǝd uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ
9.
australia really needs to invent a shazam for spiders so i can tell if this thing on the wall is a daddy longlegs or a bitey deathmaker 3000
10.
Things Australians do to make shit food seem fancy: -dump rocket on pizza -use black buns on burgers -chips in wire baskets -chopping boards for plates get off your bullshit and cook better
11.
What are you wearing? Jizz...I’m covered in Jizz. 😂
12.
Fake-woke dudes in Brunswick out here like 😉😩 before I gaslight you 💡🤪🤞🏻 id like to acknowledge 🙏🏻👱🏼♂️ the traditional owners 🏞🏞🏞 of the land 🏝😉
13.
Is that a general warning on Big Ted, or location specific? https://t.co/I1fgYLK4Jq
14.
When Australia is trending again internationally, and you know straight away it's because we're racist.
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Mood: The woman sneaking into Nikki Websters performance before getting chased off
16.
2 minutes after opening a pack of Tim Tams https://t.co/hJXSCCvAuD
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Friends trying to guess Australian colloquialisms: I bet you call swimwear swimmies Me: What no we say bathers. It's sort of Edwardian Friends: And the pepper in this salad, is it a peppo? Me: Capsicum, the full Latin DO NOT try to outwit the Australian dialect; you will LOSE
18.
He’s having a laugh surely?
19.
me listening to the blowers daughter by damien rice when i was in year 7
20.
Whats with all the weird chip flavours theyre bringing out these days. I miss when light n tangy was considered exotic
21.
women aren't better listeners we've just played more netball so we're practiced at saying "yep!..yep!!... yep... yep!!!...yep!" and finally "here if you need me!!!!!"
22.
in my high school there was a Horse Girl called Zoe who had a boyfriend called Dom and also a horse named Dom & literally everyday she would joke "So i was riding Dom the other day...not THAT Dom LOL!" anyway she writes for mamamia now and honestly everything makes so much sense
23.
the arts in australia
24.
When you think about it, Australia is the world's milkshake duck