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<b>Test how well you know your Bryan Cranston characters.</b> Walt vs. Hal.

Test how well you know your Bryan Cranston characters. Walt vs. Hal.

Who Said It: Walter White Or Malcolm's Dad?

Who could forget those [dipping sticks](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6nrh0AQQEI)?

"Can't we at least just sit down and eat a piece of pizza together? Just hash things out like adults?"

"You do not talk to your mother that way, ever. You will show her the love and respect she deserves, whether I am here or not."

"Smoking marijuana, eating Cheese Doodles, and masturbating do not constitute as 'plans' in my book!"

Hal said this to Abe, who was raised by a grandmother and four spinster aunts.

"Poor bastard. You never had a chance."

"So, this money I'm asking for. It's not a loan. It's blackmail."

"You want me to suit myself? I'll suit myself to his face!"

"Get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth."

Cool new theory: Walt finds a time machine and changes his name to Hal, because this is some Heisenberg stuff right here.

"It's too late. Something snapped. I am way past the point of no return. We're talking primal animal urges. I'm going to let nature take its course… and kill him."

Hal is prone to bad decisions, too, but this one goes to Walt.

"I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."

"I've got the Talking Pillow now. OK? We all, in this room, love each other. We want what's best for each other."

"Son, a cork and a piece of string make a perfectly fine sundial and a great conversation piece with the ladies."

Hal said this to a doctor to get some prescription pills, which he used to drug a cat.

"I've been up the past few nights, things aren't going well with the wife, afraid I'm going to lose the house…"

Walt says this to Jesse, who had just consumed three bags of Funyuns. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

"How about something with some protein, maybe? Something green, huh? How are you even alive?"

These two sure love to teach kids about chemistry.

"You see, there's a certain thing that happens between normal healthy people. It's called chemistry."

"Fats" isn't a meth dealer. It's just [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTtcx3cfZtQ).

"Look, Fats, I don't want you around my house no more."

Because you can't say "fuck" on Fox. The end.

"Fuck you! And your eyebrows!"

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Who Said It: Walter White Or Malcolm's Dad?

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