Who Said It: Walter White Or Malcolm's Dad?

Test how well you know your Bryan Cranston characters. Walt vs. Hal.

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  1. 1. "Can't we at least just sit down and eat a piece of pizza together? Just hash things out like adults?"

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Who could forget those dipping sticks?

  2. 2. "You do not talk to your mother that way, ever. You will show her the love and respect she deserves, whether I am here or not."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Work that fatherhood, Hal.

  3. 3. "Smoking marijuana, eating Cheese Doodles, and masturbating do not constitute as 'plans' in my book!"

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Oh, to be Jesse Pinkman.

  4. 4. "Poor bastard. You never had a chance."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Hal said this to Abe, who was raised by a grandmother and four spinster aunts.

  5. 5. "So, this money I'm asking for. It's not a loan. It's blackmail."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Blackmail all around!

  6. 6. "You want me to suit myself? I'll suit myself to his face!"

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Good one, Walt. Good one.

  7. 7. "Get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Right. In. The. Teeth.

  8. 8. "It's too late. Something snapped. I am way past the point of no return. We're talking primal animal urges. I'm going to let nature take its course… and kill him."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cool new theory: Walt finds a time machine and changes his name to Hal, because this is some Heisenberg stuff right here.

  9. 9. "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Hal is prone to bad decisions, too, but this one goes to Walt.

  10. 10. "I've got the Talking Pillow now. OK? We all, in this room, love each other. We want what's best for each other."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Precious.

  11. 11. "Son, a cork and a piece of string make a perfectly fine sundial and a great conversation piece with the ladies."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Science, bitch.

  12. 12. "I've been up the past few nights, things aren't going well with the wife, afraid I'm going to lose the house…"

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Hal said this to a doctor to get some prescription pills, which he used to drug a cat.

  13. 13. "How about something with some protein, maybe? Something green, huh? How are you even alive?"

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Walt says this to Jesse, who had just consumed three bags of Funyuns. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

  14. 14. "You see, there's a certain thing that happens between normal healthy people. It's called chemistry."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    These two sure love to teach kids about chemistry.

  15. 15. "Look, Fats, I don't want you around my house no more."

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Fats" isn't a meth dealer. It's just this guy.

  16. 16. "Fuck you! And your eyebrows!"

    Walter White
    Walter White
    Malcolm's Dad
    Malcolm's Dad
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because you can't say "fuck" on Fox. The end.

Who Said It: Walter White Or Malcolm's Dad?