Jimmy Fallon Finally Graduates, Becomes Doctor

Let's all take a lesson from Jimmy Fallon. If it takes you 17 years to graduate, but you're famous, you can get a doctorate degree free of charge, and without doing anything! "It only took me 17 years to get this," said Fallon, 34, who received bachelor of art and honorary doctorate degrees, nearly two decades after he first arrived at Saint Rose in 1992 as a computer science major from Saugerties. "Thank goodness that I was not trying to be a real doctor. It would have taken me 65 years." Fallon spoke at the ceremony, and thank god he admitted to creating that god awful "Taxi" movie.