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When someone calls you "four-eyes" like you've never heard it before.
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When you don't quite understand why glasses = nerd.
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When you try to drink tea in winter.
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And when you open the dishwasher too soon.
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When you go to watch a 3D movie...
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...or when you have to put on safety glasses.
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When you go to the optometrist and your eyesight has got worse.
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When your leather shirt won't help you clean your glasses.
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When you try to lie on the couch.
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When everyone wants to try on your glasses for fun.
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And then tell you how bad your vision is.
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So you're like, "Yes, that is exactly why I am wearing glasses?"
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When your friends try to test your eyesight.
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When you forget to bring your glasses to work and you have to squint all day.
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When your hair gets stuck in the hinge.
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When you have the classic theme park dilemma.
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When you need to take off your glasses to do your make-up, but then you can't see.
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When you don't want to buy prescription sunglasses but also don't want to be blinded by the sun.
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When you can't remember where you took your glasses off last night.
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When you feel naked without your glasses.
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And when people put your glasses down like this and you feel the rage of a thousand suns.