1.
When your adult responsibilities get in the way of having fun:
2.
When you hear your jam:
3.
When you go to parties for one reason, and one reason only:
4.
When you constantly feel like the third wheel:
5.
So you try to give off the vibe that you're single and ready to mingle:
6.
When everything starts falling apart and there's nothing you can do:
7.
So you try to pretend like everything's fine:
9.
When your fire selfie is about to go to waste:
10.
When you get a bit carried away at a party:
11.
When you're shopping out of your price range:
12.
But then you get paid and go a little overboard:
13.
When you hang out with people who are waaaay cooler than you:
14.
When your friend's being a goddamn fool:
15.
When you have a huge lunch:
16.
So you try to clean up your diet:
18.
When you sign up to TIDAL just to hear Kanye's album:
19.
When you order a vodka soda because you're watching your weight:
20.
When you get a little too chatty on your way home:
21.
And when you finally give up and stop giving a fuck:
