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Texas honestly loves the fuck out of itself.
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So much so, that it feels the need to show off its shape at every possible chance.
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Like, look at this goddamn grill.
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AND THIS FUCKING HUNK OF CHEESE!
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Oh, but you'll need some kind of platter for that cheese, right?
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Or maybe you like to buy your party platters pre-made.
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But wait. Is that a... Texas-shaped bird bath????
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Have you always wanted Texas-shaped metal art?
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Or how about a Texas-shaped coffee table to put your Texan metal art on?
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...these shot glasses...
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...and this Texas-shaped basket.
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A fucking guitar??? Really, Texas?
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But you can't forget the picks you'll need to play it.
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There's Texas pasta...
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And of course, there's this fucking giant burger:
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Oh, you can't forget the crust cutter.
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A fucking Texas-shaped HOUSE.
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You can't have a Texas house without Texas stepping stones.
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And this fucking unnecessary sink.
Never change, Texas, you big ol' bunch of weirdos. ❤️
