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27 Photos That Prove Texas Has No Chill

Why the fuck do you need a Texas-shaped sink?

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1. Texas honestly loves the fuck out of itself.

(That's a lazy river around an island which is part of a hotel.)
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(That's a lazy river around an island which is part of a hotel.)

2. So much so, that it feels the need to show off its shape at every possible chance.

3. Like, look at this goddamn grill.

4. Or this one.

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5. This corn chip???

6. This pizza.

7. AND THIS FUCKING HUNK OF CHEESE!

8. Oh, but you'll need some kind of platter for that cheese, right?

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9. Or maybe you like to buy your party platters pre-made.

10. But wait. Is that a... Texas-shaped bird bath????

(Yes it is. These are sold at the GROCERY STORE.)
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(Yes it is. These are sold at the GROCERY STORE.)

11. Have you always wanted Texas-shaped metal art?

Well, you're in luck.
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Well, you're in luck.

12. Or how about a Texas-shaped coffee table to put your Texan metal art on?

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13. Look at this mug...

How do you even drink out of it?
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How do you even drink out of it?

14. ...these shot glasses...

15. ...and this Texas-shaped basket.

What would you even store in here?
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What would you even store in here?

16. A fucking guitar??? Really, Texas?

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17. But you can't forget the picks you'll need to play it.

18. There's Texas pasta...

19. ...Texas candy...

20. And of course, there's this fucking giant burger:

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21. This public pool!!!!

How would you swim laps here? Honestly.
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How would you swim laps here? Honestly.

22. These pavestones.

Squares would have been just fine, guys.
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Squares would have been just fine, guys.

23. And headstones??!!

So you can be patriotic in the afterlife.
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So you can be patriotic in the afterlife.

24. Oh, you can't forget the crust cutter.

For the full-blooded Texan who also hates their crusts.
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For the full-blooded Texan who also hates their crusts.

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25. A fucking Texas-shaped HOUSE.

Its swimming pool is shaped like a boot, with a hot tub as the spur. I WISH I was making this up.
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Its swimming pool is shaped like a boot, with a hot tub as the spur. I WISH I was making this up.

26. You can't have a Texas house without Texas stepping stones.

27. And this fucking unnecessary sink.

Imagine doing the dishes in this sink. Far out.
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Imagine doing the dishes in this sink. Far out.

Never change, Texas, you big ol' bunch of weirdos. ❤️

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