Texas honestly loves the fuck out of itself.
So much so, that it feels the need to show off its shape at every possible chance.
Like, look at this goddamn grill.
AND THIS FUCKING HUNK OF CHEESE!
Oh, but you'll need some kind of platter for that cheese, right?
Or maybe you like to buy your party platters pre-made.
But wait. Is that a... Texas-shaped bird bath????
Have you always wanted Texas-shaped metal art?
Or how about a Texas-shaped coffee table to put your Texan metal art on?
...these shot glasses...
...and this Texas-shaped basket.
A fucking guitar??? Really, Texas?
But you can't forget the picks you'll need to play it.
There's Texas pasta...
And of course, there's this fucking giant burger:
Oh, you can't forget the crust cutter.
A fucking Texas-shaped HOUSE.
You can't have a Texas house without Texas stepping stones.
And this fucking unnecessary sink.
Never change, Texas, you big ol' bunch of weirdos. ❤️