1. Commission a giant mural of yourself inside your house.
@kyliejenner / instagram.com
2. Get a $5000 Cartier bracelet stuck on your wrist.
Snapchat: kyliejenner / instagram.com
3. Assume a Snapchat filter is making fun of you.
4. Release a line of lip products...
5. ...then shoot a 3-minute-long video to promote them.
6. Wear a Louis Vuitton scarf around your head like it's nbd.
instagram: kyliejenner / instagram.com
How very 2007 of you, Kylie.
7. Break Google while selling lip products.
8. Spend 5 hours getting your nails done.
9. Spread out hundreds of hundred-dollar bills on the table of your private jet.
10. Wear a Von Dutch hat with no trace of irony and without fear of ridicule.
@kyliejenner / instagram.com
11. And then wear one with a SEE-THROUGH BRIM???!!!?!??!
snapchat: kyliejenner / instagram.com
12. Don an elaborate disguise and pretend to be a tourist.
13. Fly your best friend and her sister to Orlando for the day just 'coz.
14. Try to trademark your first name.
15. Snapchat AND vape while driving.
Snapchat: kyliejenner / instagram.com
16. Create an Oscar-worthy Snap story.
Snapchat: kyliejenner / Facebook: video.php
17. Get a car from your 26-year-old boyfriend on your 18th birthday.
Goodwin/VM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
18. Own a Ferrari, a BMW, a Rolls-Royce, and a Mercedes ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
19. Wear this goddamn watch which I can't even begin to guess the cost of.
20. Have a closet full of wigs.
21. Create a full-length Taylor Swift music video with your sister that gets over a million views.
22. And set a New Year's resolution to like, realise things.
youtube.com
(With a totally straight face.)
