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22 Kylie Jenner Life Choices That'd Be Ridiculous For Normal People

Like literally so cute.

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1. Commission a giant mural of yourself inside your house.

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2. Get a $5000 Cartier bracelet stuck on your wrist.

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3. Assume a Snapchat filter is making fun of you.

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4. Release a line of lip products...

5. ...then shoot a 3-minute-long video to promote them.

6. Wear a Louis Vuitton scarf around your head like it's nbd.

How very 2007 of you, Kylie.
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How very 2007 of you, Kylie.

7. Break Google while selling lip products.

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8. Spend 5 hours getting your nails done.

9. Spread out hundreds of hundred-dollar bills on the table of your private jet.

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10. Wear a Von Dutch hat with no trace of irony and without fear of ridicule.

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11. And then wear one with a SEE-THROUGH BRIM???!!!?!??!

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12. Don an elaborate disguise and pretend to be a tourist.

13. Fly your best friend and her sister to Orlando for the day just 'coz.

14. Try to trademark your first name.

15. Snapchat AND vape while driving.

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16. Create an Oscar-worthy Snap story.

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17. Get a car from your 26-year-old boyfriend on your 18th birthday.


18. Own a Ferrari, a BMW, a Rolls-Royce, and a Mercedes ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

19. Wear this goddamn watch which I can't even begin to guess the cost of.

21. Create a full-length Taylor Swift music video with your sister that gets over a million views.

22. And set a New Year's resolution to like, realise things.

(With a totally straight face.)