1.
Commission a giant mural of yourself inside your house.
2.
Get a $5000 Cartier bracelet stuck on your wrist.
3.
Assume a Snapchat filter is making fun of you.
4.
Release a line of lip products...
5.
...then shoot a 3-minute-long video to promote them.
6.
Wear a Louis Vuitton scarf around your head like it's nbd.
7.
Break Google while selling lip products.
8.
Spend 5 hours getting your nails done.
9.
Spread out hundreds of hundred-dollar bills on the table of your private jet.
10.
Wear a Von Dutch hat with no trace of irony and without fear of ridicule.
11.
And then wear one with a SEE-THROUGH BRIM???!!!?!??!
12.
Don an elaborate disguise and pretend to be a tourist.
13.
Fly your best friend and her sister to Orlando for the day just 'coz.
15.
Snapchat AND vape while driving.
16.
Create an Oscar-worthy Snap story.
17.
Get a car from your 26-year-old boyfriend on your 18th birthday.
18.
Own a Ferrari, a BMW, a Rolls-Royce, and a Mercedes ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
19.
Wear this goddamn watch which I can't even begin to guess the cost of.
20.
Have a closet full of wigs.
21.
Create a full-length Taylor Swift music video with your sister that gets over a million views.
22.
And set a New Year's resolution to like, realise things.
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