Buzz·Posted on 4 Aug 202229 Tweets That Sum Up The Joy, Pain And Reality Of Living In AustraliaThere is not a single soul in this country who is on board with MyGov.by Jemima SkelleyBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. hogster @bratkings Do Americans wear hoodies that say tafe nsw like Australia’s do with Yale etc? 09:30 AM - 14 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bratkings 2. Jordan Raskopoulos @JordanRasko The photos from the Barbie movie are amazing. 01:56 PM - 30 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JordanRasko 3. jack james @cockroachemoji Trying to get a vodka red bull at splendour in the grass this year 10:54 PM - 21 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cockroachemoji 4. Lucy V @LucyXIV after having two schooners 08:30 AM - 08 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LucyXIV 5. liz @lizduckchong Americans: oh yeah he weighs 150 pounds Me, knowingly to myself: they weigh approximately $300 dollars 05:54 AM - 10 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lizduckchong 6. Bhakthi @bhakthi Things I want for Americans - kettles and abortion access. https://t.co/Njm7scugKT 10:58 AM - 29 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bhakthi 7. lavender baj @lavosaurus living in Melbourne is just waiting for the one nice day of weather and then not being able to do anything fun because you must do the 5 loads of washing you need to do because it’s the only day anything has any hope of drying 03:48 AM - 24 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lavosaurus 8. πατέρας raver @mathaiaus I got that Qantas Wellbeing app where you earn miles for steps. They send me notifications saying "you're well below your weekly step target" yeah ok well at least I'm not losing everyone's luggage and cancelling a hundred flights a week so I guess we all have our flaws 11:20 PM - 12 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mathaiaus 9. Josh Taylor @joshgnosis Finally bringing down these two jokers. 08:57 PM - 25 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @joshgnosis 10. scoot @scoutboxall why don't we put lube in these? 03:05 AM - 15 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @scoutboxall 11. Alex McKinnon @mckinnon_a thinking of everyone struggling after getting the annual "you have a new message in your mygov inbox" text 01:06 AM - 04 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mckinnon_a 12. catty @luxlazuli dont fuckin tease me like that 03:12 AM - 25 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @luxlazuli 13. Rob Stott @Rob_Stott You may not like it, but this is what this ideal Australian Prime Minister looks like 10:04 PM - 26 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Rob_Stott 14. Matilda Boseley @MatildaBoseley What drugs have they put in the air at the Kmart home section, because I wake up in the middle of the night desperate for another dusty pink, boho chic hit 02:06 AM - 13 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MatildaBoseley 15. Tim Guille @timbguille I thought I had seen everything at the footy.. until last night! 12:32 AM - 24 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @timbguille 16. Sari-Ella @sarithaiday I genuinely wanna know how to get a staff members attention in jbhifi 11:35 PM - 28 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarithaiday 17. Bren @brencarruthers The Australian approach to Covid policy 05:21 AM - 24 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brencarruthers 18. Holly Hales @hollyhales Timely reminder that Boris Johnson chose to spend his gap year working at Geelong Grammar (?!) 09:43 AM - 07 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hollyhales 19. Vic Gardens Centre Manager @sarahissickas There’s waaaaay too many $20 sandwich shops in Melbourne. Sandwiches shoukd cost $7 and be prepared by a 60 yr old lady using margarine and white rolls only. 04:52 AM - 14 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarahissickas 20. Alex @AlexMosesmusic You don't know what you got till it's gone 04:57 AM - 08 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AlexMosesmusic 21. Bertrand Russell Brand @MildCuthbert They call it Highpoint Shopping Centre but every time I go there it's one of the lowest points in my life. 12:59 AM - 09 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MildCuthbert 22. Dave @Mesut_Ausil I enjoyed tv more when you had to watch whatever shit was shovelled into your eyes across the 5 free to air channels growing up than I do now when there's endless choice to cater to my exact tastes 09:12 AM - 04 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Mesut_Ausil 23. Millie Roberts @milianne_r shoutout to @hinge changing the height setting from feet to cm knowing full well i dropped maths in year 10 and have no point of reference anymore 02:39 AM - 03 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @milianne_r 24. Samuel Leighton-Dore @SamLeightonDore When I text you ‘⬆️’ I mean play Rise Up written by Vanessa Amorosi and Mark Holden (Australian Idol 2003 top 12 version which still isn’t available on @SpotifyAU) 08:11 AM - 15 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SamLeightonDore 25. Bhakthi @bhakthi Sat next to a couple of semi celebs at a cafe today, was ready to overhear some fun goss. Of all the inane things on earth they were discussing how to get into the MyGov app. Thanks for NOTHING MyGov, you’ve ruined eavesdropping now too. 10:19 AM - 06 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bhakthi 26. nina oyama @ninaoyama Everyone jokes Australia isn't real but have u heard of New Zealand? Like, their main news website is called "Stuff". Like you type "stuff" into the search browser and it gives you all the news! Most news sites are "The Herald" or "The Times" but NZ is just like nah bro, "Stuff" 12:06 PM - 27 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ninaoyama 27. vidyarrrr @vidyarrrr lol at all these aussie dudes who think they're ned kelly but pop an artery when grace tame doesn't smile at the PM 04:36 AM - 25 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @vidyarrrr 28. james hennessy @jrhennessy mums are obsessed with reminding people to use their dine and discover vouchers before they expire 02:31 AM - 25 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jrhennessy 29. And finally: Dean Nye @Dean_Nye Just watched someone eat a meat pie by removing the top and eating that, followed by scooping out the meat with a fork and eating that, before finally eating the pastry cup that was left. I don’t know how I feel about it, but I think I just witnessed a crime. 12:26 AM - 13 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dean_Nye