Buzz·Posted on 18 Jan 201721 Tweets That Prove Australian Summer Will Be The Death Of Us AllNO WE'RE NOT BEING DRAMATIC.by Jemima SkelleyBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch idea for a better society: tinder replaces each person's age with 'has air conditioning yes/no' 09:28 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lucy Valentine @LucyXIV it's still 29 degrees how can people enjoy this godforsaken season 01:20 PM - 28 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. life is, a highway @mattvbrady a good way to cool down on a hot day - get a friend to turn on the garden hose, and have them point the stream directly into your arsehole 05:50 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Dominic Cansdale @DominicCansdale This is what happens when you leave soft drink in your car during a #heatwave - Pepsi explosion everywhere 06:05 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. thomas violence @thomas_violence put a tarp over your car and tie your pets to something that wont blow away, its a summer afternoon in brisbane 06:38 AM - 03 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lauren Ingram @laureningram I wonder if I could just move to Canada. How cold does it get there? 11:16 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. j.r. hennessy @jrhennessy Compelling thesis 06:52 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Leona @LeonaReq You know it's summer in Australia, when you turn on the cold water and it's as hot as the hot water tap #australiansummer 01:51 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Melanie Easton @MelanieJEaston When your pen melts in the heat. #AustralianProblems 12:08 AM - 12 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. nat @stilesxdaddario You know it's summer in Australia when 06:25 AM - 11 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. chloe jyn sargeant @chlosarge 5:30am: it's 28 fucking degrees & super fucking humid rn. i threw an actual tantrum last night bc i couldn't sleep. i fucking hate summer 06:39 PM - 13 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. imogenæry @spokeskitten I hate most things about summer (the sweating, the exhaustion, the discomfort), but i think the inability to keep my glasses in place wins 08:47 AM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. olivia harvard @lovelylivvi_ it's currently summer in australia so i've got my fan on but it's literally so weak wtf it feels like a small child is softly blowing on me 12:25 PM - 13 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tahlia Pritchard @Tahls The hardest part of moving into a new place is figuring out which train to catch in the morning that won't result in a sweaty/trampled death 09:10 PM - 15 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Rachel Corbett @RachelCorbett I've thought "it's soooo hot" so many times my brain is boring itself #sweaty 11:21 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. DANIEL🌅 @DanielRadiance me getting ready this morning as it's already fucking 30.C at 7am 08:17 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jack PvNP Neubecker @_jneu You know it's summer in Australia when you can't even finish your cereal before the milk goes lukewarm 01:18 AM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. PercivalRoad @PercivalRoad lets see how many tennis players think the $3mill #AustralianOpen winners prize is worth the heat wave #melbweather 06:53 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ms. behaviour @badgalsez I'm done with waking up literally swimming in my own sweat can climate change just like relax 10:25 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Scott Dooley @scottdools If you're in Sydney, mention the weather to strangers. They might not realise its hot and will appreciate the heads up. 09:18 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sabina Husic @sabinahusic this 34 degree melb weather feels wildly different to the 34 degree sweat resplendent swamp that was sydney on the weekend 12:57 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Want more proof that Australia is like no place else on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!