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idea for a better society: tinder replaces each person's age with 'has air conditioning yes/no'
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it's still 29 degrees how can people enjoy this godforsaken season
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a good way to cool down on a hot day - get a friend to turn on the garden hose, and have them point the stream directly into your arsehole
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This is what happens when you leave soft drink in your car during a #heatwave - Pepsi explosion everywhere
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put a tarp over your car and tie your pets to something that wont blow away, its a summer afternoon in brisbane
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I wonder if I could just move to Canada. How cold does it get there?
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Compelling thesis
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You know it's summer in Australia, when you turn on the cold water and it's as hot as the hot water tap #australiansummer
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When your pen melts in the heat. #AustralianProblems
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You know it's summer in Australia when
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5:30am: it's 28 fucking degrees & super fucking humid rn. i threw an actual tantrum last night bc i couldn't sleep. i fucking hate summer
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I hate most things about summer (the sweating, the exhaustion, the discomfort), but i think the inability to keep my glasses in place wins
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it's currently summer in australia so i've got my fan on but it's literally so weak wtf it feels like a small child is softly blowing on me
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The hardest part of moving into a new place is figuring out which train to catch in the morning that won't result in a sweaty/trampled death
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I've thought "it's soooo hot" so many times my brain is boring itself #sweaty
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me getting ready this morning as it's already fucking 30.C at 7am
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You know it's summer in Australia when you can't even finish your cereal before the milk goes lukewarm
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lets see how many tennis players think the $3mill #AustralianOpen winners prize is worth the heat wave #melbweather
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I'm done with waking up literally swimming in my own sweat can climate change just like relax
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If you're in Sydney, mention the weather to strangers. They might not realise its hot and will appreciate the heads up.
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this 34 degree melb weather feels wildly different to the 34 degree sweat resplendent swamp that was sydney on the weekend