Buzz·Posted on 29 Oct 201827 Tweets That You’ll Relate To Even If You Try Not To"U dno how embarrassing ur pals are until ur in the front of the taxi and they are in the back."by Jemima SkelleyLifestyle EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Maghan Cooley @MaghanCooley Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!! 12:37 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ᴮᵃᵇʸ ᴳ @germanndasavage ur cousins are either ur bff’s or y'all don't fw each other at all 10:01 PM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Gina @ginadivittorio Ever had a dream with someone in it who didn't quite make sense? They were in your life, but not on a dream level? Like, I don't know why I'm drowning in this car submerged in a lake, but I especially don't know why I'm doing it with you, girl from my junior year sociology class. 02:25 PM - 06 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Son of Isaac @mensahmusa Me, paying off my credit card while still using it regularly 02:10 AM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Paige Alena @itspaigealena me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later. my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast 03:26 PM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. abb🕊 @abblucia Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’ 12:47 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. brendan @brendandagawd Me looking at the mf that honked at my mom 12:20 AM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Blackniss Everdeen™ @RockyTopKeith Weekends as an adult really suck. Friday: you work until 5 and you’re too tired to do anything. Saturday: you want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive. Sunday: you’re mad all day because it’s already almost Monday. 07:46 PM - 24 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Donnie Snarko @geraldinreverse well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions 05:25 AM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. john @Scarlet4UrMa me staring at the person I handed my ID to so they know it’s really me 03:32 PM - 26 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🌈eilidhhh @eilidhwill U dno how embarrassing ur pals are until ur in the front of the taxi and they are in the back 09:57 PM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Trei Champion @HaynesTrei Me jumping into bed after a long day at work. 😂 05:09 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jonny sun @jonnysun [normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts 03:50 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Louisiana ⚜️ Boy @FlyAir4 When someone holding the door open for you but you a little ways away: 05:14 PM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.” 10:43 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jᴏʀᴅᴀɴ @j_rdanle “Purchase $81.24 OK?” I mean it’s definitely not ok but I need it so like fuck me I guess 08:43 PM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Adrian R. @adroidirl Why talk about your feelings when you can listen to “Move Along” by The All-American Rejects 47 times in a row? 03:17 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jake @squidslippers me: *knows hors d'oeuvres is pronounced "ordervs"* also me: horse divorce 05:31 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. joe 🕸 @jsphdeal after some soul searching (buying clothes i don’t need) i have found that everything will be ok 07:14 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. keely flAHHHHHHHerty @keelyflaherty my body: WHAT DO WE WANT? my brain: SLEEP! my body: WHEN DO WE WANT IT? my brain: AT EITHER 2PM OR 3AM my body: hey wait— my brain: LITERALLY NO OTHER TIME my body: no that’s not— my brain: WE ARE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE 08:13 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. edward colon 🕸 @poolsideconvooo my conscience escorting me to my messages once a week to reply to all the friends i've been ignoring 11:45 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ㅤㅤㅤJay Phelps 🎒 @JayyPhelps When I express my feelings for someone.. https://t.co/pzC1kAj4tD 02:23 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. h @halsey Daily thoughts: I wish everyone would shut the fuck up. 06:36 AM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ً @Necation younger me:can we get McDon- mom: WE GOT FOOD AT HOME https://t.co/Hr3rHMAoSo 08:39 PM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ICE T @FINALLEVEL I DON’T have a problem with any Race , Religion or Sex... I DO have a problem with DUMBFUCKS though..... 12:17 PM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. noah @noahhroark when youre cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding 05:39 AM - 22 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. karma pElise @nintendoesnt you have a 4.0 gpa? that’s cute. i’ve solved the jonbenet ramsey case over 600 times 10:02 AM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite