Buzz·Posted on 13 May 201826 Tweets That'll Make You Say "Oh Shit, That's Real""Another day has passed and I haven't used Pythagoras theorem."by Jemima SkelleyBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nick @nickhansonMN me waking up: wow i can't wait to go to sleep tonight 02:07 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. steph georgopulos @omgstephlol in my twenties i thought i was an extrovert but it turns out i was just drunk and screaming 12:25 AM - 21 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Perle @oba_acquah Another day has passed and I haven't used Pythagoras theorem 06:01 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ¢han¢e @stay_chxll me figuring out what to wear 01:44 PM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ya boi spongebob @CavemanReacts When you laugh at a dumb meme and your partner, who is not an internet person, asks whats so funny but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about 7 years of internet for them to understand the nuances https://t.co/LdflDScpKL 05:50 PM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ♉ May 6God ♉ @DevinThe_Legend "What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money?" Me: 06:29 PM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Arun Karra @arunkarra_ me after the smallest inconvenience 04:59 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. #Huku @ShoMadjozi Forgetting to attach the document you said was attached 09:56 AM - 18 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Megan Amram @meganamram being under house arrest sounds incredible. u don't have to leave your house AND u get a free bracelet???! hell ya 01:56 AM - 07 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. levi @leviwrfel i can’t believe i was ever 14 years old it just doesn’t seem like something i’d do 01:20 PM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. shaaanxo 🐼 @xoShaaan I can tell I’m getting older bc I find this v v v funny 08:35 AM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. rupinderrrr @rupinderpndhr this is uni 09:11 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🧚🏾♀️ @PEACHYBLACKG0RL do u ever randomly “smell” a certain place and setting from a long time ago????? like of all the sudden your nose is like “HEY HERE’S A QUICK WHIFF OF YOUR KINDERGARTEN CLASS DURING LUNCHTIME” and you don’t even know how your nose saved that particular smell???????? https://t.co/AYdHa55ElR 01:55 AM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. give carly rae jepsen a sword @nicksparks94 When I have no idea how to comfort my friends but I try anyway 08:08 PM - 25 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Tony Cordiliko @BillyJoelOsment 07:20 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me? 06:52 PM - 04 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jemima Skelley @jemimaskelley I bet I’m gonna accidentally get married with a hair tie on my wrist 11:11 PM - 07 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. SZRP @trvpism sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order 06:24 PM - 19 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Afro Head @KingThandie Face? Banging Personality? Banging Body? Mind your business Finances? There is rice at home 02:27 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sheridan Watson @IamSheridanW are you ever feeling real cute but then have to parallel park and you realize you ain’t shit 09:46 PM - 11 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus If I ever figure out what the fuck I'm doing, hoo baby, look out 03:18 AM - 31 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. ℬri @ufobri i’m never having a crush on someone ever again that shit is embarrassing 03:40 AM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. adreyn. #AngelsLieOutNow @IAMADREYN Me: “I wish people would invite me out more,” Me in a social setting: 01:08 AM - 07 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues Me: I'm a strong and intelligent woman. Also me: Wed-nes-day. 10:15 PM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. luis @ShineMyGold me to me: damn no offense but you need to see a fuckin therapist 12:56 AM - 04 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite